David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Look at that bridge. That's the George Washington Bridge.

  Dennis Finch : Oh, no.

  Jack Gallo : The man deserves a bridge. In fact, he was a bridge. A bridge from tyranny to freedom.

  Dennis Finch : Where did this come from? Did you see movie? Read a book?

  Jack Gallo : Book. I'm nearly at page three and I'm riveted.

• Jack Gallo : Get me the Stafford catalog. I want to own something of the man, something that will inspire me every day.

  Dennis Finch : So the Ben Franklin phase is over?

  Jack Gallo : Yes, Get rid of the kite. Leave the key.

• Jack Gallo : Is that the Maya thing?

  Dennis Finch : You know about the Maya thing?

  Jack Gallo : Who doesn't know about the Maya thing?

  Maya Gallo : Hey, what's going on?

• Dennis Finch : This is much better than my Maya thing. Mine was just Maya changing into a sports bra.

  Maya Gallo : Give me that!

• Jack Gallo : Listen at you two, complaining about soda. Do you realize the kind of hardships George Washington's men had to endure that winter at Valley Forge?

  Dennis Finch : Kinda. The AC is great, but sometimes it gets a little chilly.