- Elliot DiMauro: Poor Finch. He's delusional.
- Nina Van Horn: Yes, and not the good kind of delusional, like when you convince yourself that one hand-rolled cigarette did not started that big wildfire.
- Jack Gallo: Promoting my autobiography is top priority.
- Dennis Finch: What about finishing your autobiography?
- Jack Gallo: Shouldn't I be asking you that question?
- Dennis Finch: Come on. It's hard to construct a timeline that makes you under fifty.
- Jack Gallo: Larry King is an ass!
- Nina Van Horn: And a lousy kisser.
- Elliot DiMauro: What happened?
- Jack Gallo: He bumped me off his show to talk with Alan Greenspan. Who wants to listen to Alan Greenspan? He's a bore!
- Nina Van Horn: And a lousy kisser.
- Beth: Pay day! Pay day! Come beg for it!
- Elliot DiMauro: She's like a walking advertisement for direct deposit.
- Jack Gallo: There's gotta be a way. Come on, Jack, think.
- Nina Van Horn: Should I think too?
- Jack Gallo: If you wish.
- Maya Gallo: Deforestation is not funny. It's screwing up the whole environment.
- Scott: Big talk from someone chewing a wood pencil next to her oak desk.
- Elliot DiMauro: I don't mind, I have a million things to do.
- Dennis Finch: Elliot, a sheep just pooped in your beret.
- Elliot DiMauro: A million and one.
- Dennis Finch: On the bright side, we found your class ring.
- Nina Van Horn: Let me handle this, Jack. Simon, do you really need that footage?
- Simon: Of course.
- Nina Van Horn: Sorry, Jack. There's no reasoning with him.
- Nina Van Horn: Dennis could snap at any moment.
- Jack Gallo: Nonsense. Dennis is a rock. Besides, Adrienne might see this on TV and reunite with Dennis.
- Nina Van Horn: You really believe that?
- Jack Gallo: Sure. Ten years ago, I didn't believe in the internet, and yet I am downloading a chili recipe as we speak.
- Maya Gallo: The only way that makes sense is that Scott thinks you have feelings for me.
- Elliot DiMauro: That's right.
- Maya Gallo: Why would he think that?
- Elliot DiMauro: Yesterday, he saw me over at the counter giving you a banana.
- Maya Gallo: Yeah, so?
- Elliot DiMauro: Maya, Scott's a strict Freudian. I gave you my *banana*.
- Maya Gallo: Oh, I see. Scott's a Freudian lumberjack who saw you give me fruit.
- Nina Van Horn: Are you happy now, Jack? He may have to be sedated. Could somebody run over and get a pill taped under Maya's desk?
- Maya Gallo: I can't believe you're out with Beth in a pathetic attempt to make Scott jealous. I mean, for God's sake, Beth?
- Elliot DiMauro: She speaks very highly of you.
- Maya Gallo: Maybe she had me confused with an appetizer.