George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : An au pair is a live-in baby sitter.

  Nina Van Horn : They work for room and board. They're usually foreigners.

  Dennis Finch : Are they all that hot?

  Nina Van Horn : Pretty much. The INS does a good job of screening out the uggos.

  Jack Gallo : It's a controversial policy, but one that works.

• Elliot DiMauro : And you never trusted anyone ever again.

  Jack Gallo : Except for Bisquit. Until he bit me. But he got his.