- [on shipboard, Jack notices a woman being interviewed, and assuming she is a celebrity, he wanders over to find out]
- Jack Benny: How do you do.
- Interviewer: How do you do.
- Woman being interviewed: Hello.
- Jack Benny: Certainly is a nice trip, isn't it.
- Woman being interviewed: Yes, it's lovely.
- Jack Benny: ...weather, and everything has been so nice. Yep. I'd like to introduce myself. I'm Jack Benny.
- Woman being interviewed: Well, I'm Mrs Michaelson.
- Interviewer: I'm Dr Kinsey.
- [Jack immediately backs away from the strangers and returns to his deck chair, then covers himself with a blanket]