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Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : I'm sorry I'm late, Chief, but I was stuck in the car for almost twenty minutes.
Chief : I know, 86. The traffic.
Maxwell Smart : No, the seat belt. I can never get that darn thing unbuckled.
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Maxwell Smart : Don't worry, about me, there's no torture invented that could make me crack. I'm impervious to pain.
Chief : Good luck, Max
[they shake hands]
Maxwell Smart : Aah!
Chief : What's the matter?
Maxwell Smart : You squeezed my pinky!
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Chief : What's happening?
Control Agent : I'm having trouble with the reception.
Chief : KAOS may be jamming the frequency.
Control Agent : All the keep getting is Lawrence Welk music.
Chief : KAOS has no mercy.