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Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : I'm sorry I'm late, Chief, but I was stuck in the car for almost twenty minutes.
Chief : I know, 86. The traffic.
Maxwell Smart : No, the seat belt. I can never get that darn thing unbuckled.
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Maxwell Smart : Don't worry, about me, there's no torture invented that could make me crack. I'm impervious to pain.
Chief : Good luck, Max
[they shake hands]
Maxwell Smart : Aah!
Chief : What's the matter?
Maxwell Smart : You squeezed my pinky!
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Maxwell Smart : 99, everything that I believe in, everything that I hold sacred, is based upon my believe in the honesty and nobility of my fellow agents. And that believe is unshakable, unarguable, and incontrovertible.
Maxwell Smart : [pause] Of course, I could be wrong.
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Maxwell Smart : [under the influence of truth serum] Two times one is two. Two times two is four. Two times three is six. Two times four is eight. Two times five is ten. Two times six is twelve. Two times seven is... Two times seven is...
Luden : Fourteen, stupid!
Maxwell Smart : Two times seven is fourteen, stupid.
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Agent 99 : [on the verge of crying] I'm sorry Max, It's just that we've had so little time together.
Maxwell Smart : Well, it couldn't be helped, 99. After all, there are no holidays in the fight against evil.
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Maxwell Smart : What are you so grouchy about today?
Agent 13 : [hiding in a trash can] Because I didn't sleep a wink last night, that's why. Every time I dozed off somebody dropped garbage on me.
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Maxwell Smart : There are worse assignments than this. I once knew an agent who was locked in a washing machine for three days.
Agent 13 : That was me, 86!
Maxwell Smart : Yes, I forgot
Agent 13 : I came out so wrinkled I had to iron my skin.
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Maxwell Smart : Of course. The old gas bomb in the horoscope trick.
Hugo : Come on, let's get going.
Maxwell Smart : What makes you think I'm going with you?
Hugo : The old gun in the hand trick.
[reveals gun in his hand]
Maxwell Smart : Good trick!
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Luden : Let's torture him.
Kimmel : No, that is not necessary. Mr. Smart is a reasonable man, are you not?
Maxwell Smart : I are not.
