Get Smart (TV Series)

99 Loses Control (1968)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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• Maxwell Smart : [Max has two theater tickets]  Oh, well you see 99, I was kinda hoping that maybe you might join me.

  99 : Oh Max, why couldn't you have asked me something like that months ago?

  Maxwell Smart : Well I just got the tickets five minutes ago and I coudn't think of anybody else that would go Dutch.

• Chief : [on phone]  Max, where in the world are you?

  Maxwell Smart : [on payphone]  Well Chief, I thought I needed a little vacation so I came to St. Germain island.

  Chief : St Germain Island? Max, I need you!

  Maxwell Smart : Big assignment, eh?

  Chief : No, you left with my car keys.

• Maxwell Smart : Hey waiter, what's that?

  Room Service Attendant : Oh, it's a champagne supper for Mr. Royal and his American fiancée. Poor girl. When he starts operating she'll have as much chance as a draft card at a hippie love-in.

  Maxwell Smart : You mean he's a ladies' man?

  Room Service Attendant : Well let me put it this way: his little black book is in its 24th edition.

  Maxwell Smart : So that's the kind of man he is.

  Room Service Attendant : Yeah, all day, all night. I don't know how he does it. I couldn't pass the physical.

• 99 : Oh Max, you saved me from making a terrible mistake. You're wonderful.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh, that's all right, Susan.

  99 : It's 99, Max. Susan isn't my real name.

• Maxwell Smart : So. It's Miss Hilton. Susan Hilton. I worked with you for five years and you never told me your name.

  99 : You never asked me.

  Maxwell Smart : Susan Hilton. I don't like it. I like 99 a lot better.

• Maxwell Smart : [having found out Royal is working for KAOS]  Well to tell ya the truth I'm a little surprised myself, 99. I knew he was a liar and a cheat but a spy!

• Maxwell Smart : Imagine a Control agent married to a KAOS agent. Who would accept a mixed marriage like that?

• Maxwell Smart : The old bulletproof cummerbund in the tuxedo trick.