Cheers (TV Series)

One Hugs, the Other Doesn't (1992)

John Ratzenberger: Cliff Clavin

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Quotes 

• Cliff Clavin : Eh, pretty good eats, huh Norm?

  Norm Peterson : Not bad for a two-year-old. I myself have been enjoying these teeny little tuna fish sandwiches shaped like tiny little dinosaurs.

  Cliff Clavin : Yeah, well quite ironic actually, uh seeing as how tuna, known in Latin as Pisces Middayacus, roughly translated as lunch fish, was uh, w-was not a contemporary of the uh prehistoric reptilian land wanderers.

• [Carla is talking on the telephone] 

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : [yelling]  This is sick. Just stop harrassing me. You'll get your money when I'm good and ready. And if you try to contact me at the workplace one more time, I'm going to turn you over to the authorities.

  [Carla slams down the telephone] 

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : [to Norm]  Jerk!

  Norm Peterson : Which one of your kids was that?

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : That was not one of my kids. I don't talk to my kids that way.

  Cliff Clavin : Bill collector then, huh?

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : No, it was my mother. Her social security check is late. Like it's my fault that she's getting old.

  [Carla walks away] 

  Rebecca Howe : [to Norm and Cliff]  Did you hear the way she talked to her mother. I could never talk to my mother like that.

  Rebecca Howe : [running after Carla]  Hey Carla, could you give my mom a call?