Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

The Freshman (1999)

Katharine Towne: Sunday

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• Dav : Does this sweater make me look fat?

  Sunday : No. The fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple.

• Sunday : Oh, I'm-I'm Sunday. I'll be killing you here in a minute or so.

  Buffy Summers : You know, that threat gets more frightening every time I hear it.

  Rookie : Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

• Sunday : What about breaking your arm? How does that feel, huh?

  Buffy Summers : Let me answer that question with a head-butt.

• Buffy Summers : You got a nice setup here. But you made one mistake.

  Sunday : What was that?

  Buffy Summers : Well, I'm not actually positive, but statistically speaking people usually make at least Well, I'm not actually positive, but statistically speaking people usually make at least...

  [Sunday punches her] 

• Sunday : [to Buffy]  I must say, you've really got me now. I mean, this is a diabolical plan. Throw yourself at my feet with a broken arm and no weapons of any kind. How am I gonna get out of this one?

• Sunday : Guys, this is totally... mine.

  Rookie : Okay, but you gotta share the eatin', 'cause I'm thinkin' Slayer's blood's gotta be whoa, like Thai Stick.

  Buffy Summers : I thought people were supposed to get smarter in college.

• Sunday : Don't take this the wrong way, but... you fight like a girl.

• Dav : Yeah, I'm hungry.

  Sunday : What a shock. We eat when I say we eat.

  Dav : Well, we could hit the tunnels...

  Sunday : We eat...

  [face vamps out] 

  Sunday : *when I say we eat*!

  Dav : God, lighten up.

  Rookie : I think it's funny when you scream. It's like...

  [growls] 

  Rookie : , whoa!

  Sunday : I gotta get me some better lackeys, I swear!

• Sunday : Freshmen. Man, they're so predictable.

  Rookie : And you can never eat just one.