Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Earshot (1999)
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers
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Quotes
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[Buffy reads her mom's thoughts]
Buffy Summers : You had sex with Giles...? You had *sex* with *Giles*?
Joyce Summers : I-It was the candy. We were teenagers.
Buffy Summers : On the hood of a police car?
Joyce Summers : I'll be downstairs. You feel better.
Buffy Summers : *Twice*?
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[last lines]
Rupert Giles : Feel up to some training?
Buffy Summers : Sure! We can work out after school. You know, if you're not too busy having sex with my *mother*.
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Angel : And, Buffy, be careful with this gift. A lot of things that seem strong and good and powerful... they can be painful.
Buffy Summers : Like, say, immortality?
Angel : Hmm. Exactly. I'm dyin' to get rid of that.
Buffy Summers : Funny.
Angel : I'm a funny guy.
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[Buffy can hear everyone's thoughts]
Oz : [thinking] I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist.
[out loud]
Oz : Hmm.
Xander Harris : [thinking] What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help. Four times five is thirty. Five times six is thirty-two. Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Oh, stop me!
Buffy Summers : God, Xander! Is that *all* you think about?
Xander Harris : Actually...? Bye.
[runs out of the room]
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Buffy Summers : But what if he is right? I'm suddenly gonna grow this demon part and we don't even know what it is. It could be claws or scales...
[Willow's eyes widen]
Buffy Summers : What?
Willow Rosenberg : Was it a boy demon?
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Rupert Giles : Jonathan. How's he?
Buffy Summers : Pretty crappy. His parents are freaking. He got suspended. And toting a piece to school, not exactly winning him a place with the in-crowd. But, I think he's dealing.
Rupert Giles : Well, it's good of you to check on him.
Buffy Summers : Well, it's nice to be able to help someone in a non-slaying capacity, except he's starting to get that look. You know, like he's gonna ask me to Prom.
Rupert Giles : Well, it'd probably be good for his self-esteem, if you, um...
Buffy Summers : Oh come on! What am I, Saint Buffy? He's like three feet tall.
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Willow Rosenberg : So you're feeling better about Angel?
Buffy Summers : Well, we talked, then-then he ripped out the heart of a demon and fed it to me, and-and then we talked some more.
Willow Rosenberg : See? That's how it should work.
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Angel : You can't get into my mind.
Buffy Summers : How did you...
[brief pause]
Buffy Summers : Why not?
Angel : It's like the mirror. The thoughts are there, but they create no reflection in you.
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Buffy Summers : You know what? I was wrong... You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it... sometimes more than I can handle.
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Willow Rosenberg : So Scabby Demon got away?
Buffy Summers : Scabby Demon number two got away. Scabby Demon number one, big check in the "slay" column.
Willow Rosenberg : I don't like this whole 'no mouth' thing. It's disquieting.
Buffy Summers : Well, no mouth means no teeth... Unless they have them somewhere else...
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Willow Rosenberg : What are you doing Buffy?
Buffy Summers : Nothing... Checking for horns.
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Jonathan Levinson : [Buffy takes the gun away from Jonathan] I just wanted it to stop.
Buffy Summers : Yeah, well, mass-murder, not really doctor recommended for that type of pain. Besides, prison, you know, it's a lot like high school, only instead of noogies...
Jonathan Levinson : [Interrupting] What are you talking about?
Buffy Summers : Actions having consequences. You know, stuff like that.
Jonathan Levinson : I- I wouldn't ever hurt anybody. I came up here to kill myself.
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Buffy Summers : [after stopping the lunch lady from stabbing Xander] Okay, let's calm down.
Lunch Lady : Vermin! You're all vermin. You come in here and you eat, and you eat. Filth!
Buffy Summers : I don't see this being settled with logic.
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[first lines]
Buffy Summers : You demons can't resist a run-and-stumble, can you?
