"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" Choices (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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  • Buffy Summers : You, I mean, I can't believe you got into Oxford.

    Willow Rosenberg : It's pretty exciting.

    Oz : There's some deep academia there.

    Buffy Summers : That's where they make Gileses!

    Willow Rosenberg : I know. I could learn and-and have scones.

  • [trying to talk Willow out of going to UC Sunnydale for college] 

    Buffy Summers : There are better schools.

    Willow Rosenberg : Sunnydale's not bad... and-and I can design my own curriculum.

    Buffy Summers : Okay, well, there are safer schools. There are safer prisons.

  • Mayor Richard Wilkins : Well, I wish you kids the best, I really do, but, uh, if you don't mind a bit of fatherly advice, I, uh, I-I just don't see much of a future for you two. I don't sense a lasting relationship. And not just because I plan to kill the both of you, but you got a bumpy road ahead.

    Buffy Summers : I don't think we need to talk about this.

    Mayor Richard Wilkins : [chuckles]  God! You-You kids, you know... you don't like to think about the future, you don't like to make plans, but unless you want Faith over there to gut your friend like a sea bass, you will show a little *respect* for your elders.

    Angel : You're not my elder. I got a lot of years over you.

    Mayor Richard Wilkins : Yeah, and that's just *one* of the things you're gonna have to deal with. You're immortal. She's not. It's not easy. I married my Edna Mae in aught three, and I was with her right until the end. Not a pretty picture... Wrinkled and senile and cursing me for my youth. Wasn't our happiest time... And let's forget the fact that any moment of true happiness will turn you evil.

    [scoffs] 

    Mayor Richard Wilkins : I mean, come-come on, what kind of a life can you offer her? I don't see a lot of Sunday picnics in the offing. I see skulking in the shadows, hiding from the sun. She's a blossoming young girl and you wanna keep her from the life she should have till it's passed her by. And, by God, I think that's a little selfish... Is that what you came back from Hell for? Is that your greater purpose?

  • [last lines] 

    Buffy Summers : I don't know what the mayor was talking about... How could he know anything about us?

    Angel : Yeah, well, he's evil.

    Buffy Summers : Big time. He doesn't even know what a lasting relationship is.

    Angel : No.

    Buffy Summers : Probably the only lasting relationship he's ever had is... with... evil.

    Angel : Yeah.

    Buffy Summers : Big, stupid, evil guy... We'll be okay.

    Angel : We will.

  • Xander Harris : Any clue on what college you might be attending so we can start calculating minimum safe distance?

    Cordelia Chase : None of your business. Certainly nowhere near you losers.

    Buffy Summers : Okay, you guys, don't forget to breathe between insults.

    Cordelia Chase : I'm sorry, Buffy. This conversation is reserved for those who actually *have* a future.

  • Buffy Summers : This is your night for suave, Wil. You should get captured more often.

  • Mayor Richard Wilkins : Well, isn't this exiting, isn't it?

    [laughs] 

    Mayor Richard Wilkins : Clandestine meetings by dark of night, exchange of prisoners. I just, I...

    [laughs] 

    Mayor Richard Wilkins : I feel like we should all be wearing trench coats.

    Buffy Summers : Let her go.

    Mayor Richard Wilkins : No...! Not until the box is in my hands... So you're the little girl that's been causing me all this trouble. She's pretty, Angel... A little skinny... Still don't understand why it couldn't work out with you and my Faith. Guess you kinda just have strange taste in women.

    Angel : Yeah, well, what can I say? I like 'em sane.

  • Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : All right, everyone. Monsters, demons, world in peril.

    Buffy Summers : I'll betcha they have *all* that stuff in Illinois.

    Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : You cannot leave Sunnydale! With the power invested in me by the Council, I forbid it.

    Rupert Giles : Oh, yes, that should settle it.

  • Rupert Giles : [to Wesley]  She's right. Time's running out. We need to take the offensive.

    [to Buffy] 

    Rupert Giles : What's your plan?

    Buffy Summers : I gotta have a plan? Really? I can't just be proactive with pep?

  • Buffy Summers : I feel the need for more sugar than the human body can handle

    Willow Rosenberg : Mochas?

    Buffy Summers : Yes, please.

  • Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : But... you're a Slayer.

    Buffy Summers : Yeah. I'm also a person. You can't define me by my slayerness. That's... something-ism.

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