Zoe Saldaña credited as playing...
- Roque: Okay, you stay with us. But if anything smells like a trap, I get to put a bullet in your skull. Does that sound fair?
- Aisha: That sounds fun.
- Jensen: Sounds like my parents...
- Aisha: Here's the deal: I get you and your men back in the States. In exchange, you get Max for me.
- Clay: What's the catch, lady?
- Aisha: It's pretty much a suicide mission.
- Clay: And why should I trust you?
- Aisha: Because if I were lying, I wouldn't have used the words "suicide mission."
- Aisha: So what brings you to Bolivia?
- Clay: Cruise ship.
- Aisha: We're a landlocked country.
- Clay: Yeah, well... it's an amazing cruise ship.
- Clay: I'm clear, Roque.
- Roque: Well, you better be, because I ain't getting killed by no girl.
- Aisha: [coming up behind them] Been a long time since anyone called me a girl.
- [to Clay]
- Aisha: She put a *bomb* in your car?
- Clay: She was volatile.
- Aisha: [as their chopper is sprayed with .50 caliber machine gun fire] WHOA! I though you said small arms weren't a problem.
- Pooch: That look like small arms to you? Huh? That's a cannon.
- Aisha: Doughnut.
- Pooch: That's a CANNON!
- Aisha: Doughnut doughnut DOUGHNUT!
- [Both scream as they graze a Dunkin' Donuts sign]
- Aisha: Are you SURE you've done this before?
- Pooch: Okay. Right now? Not the time. Not the time right now.
- Clay: Pooch, what's your status?
- Pooch: Well, I'm completely irritated and possibly crashing.
- Jensen: [trying to hit on Aisha] Hi.
- [Aisha, cleaning her gun, ignores him]
- Jensen: Where are you from? Originally?
- Aisha: The wilds of Northern Africa.
- Jensen: Wow. So that must have been... sandy...
- [awkward pause]
- Jensen: Do you have any hobbies?
- Aisha: When I was little, I collected human ears.
- Aisha: [whistles at the sight of Clay's Bolivian hotel room] Wow. It's everything a girl can dream of. Do you have a bathroom?
- Clay: No, I specifically requested the only hotel room in the world that doesn't have a bathroom.
- Clay: How'd you know we were alive?
- Aisha: Counted the number of teeth in the chopper wreckage. Plus you guys aren't exactly subtle.
- Aisha: I was born in a desert place. War was my only mother. As a child, I moved through the battlefield and slit the throats of screaming Russian boys. I firebombed my first tank when I was twelve years old and machine-gunned the crew as they fled, burning.
