- Dr. Ernesto Morales: "I suppose, maybe, I guess." Constructing passive sentences is a way of concealing your own testicles lest someone cut them off.
- Allegra Marshall: I thought he was supposed to help you feel more comfortable in your own skin?
- Jake Singer: He's more the exfoliating type.
- Dr. Ernesto Morales: If it's so boring and stupid, why do you cry in fear beforehand?
- Jake Singer: Who's crying?
- Dr. Ernesto Morales: Cramps, diarrhea - you are grown-up so you do it through your asshole!
- Dr. Ernesto Morales: I am the last great Freudian, Mr. Singer! The last in a line stretching from Moses to Aristotle, to Cicero, to Milton. Moral visionaries!
- Jake Singer: The difficult job of life is building a structure for yourself out of the remnants of your past, but also having the faith that your talents will provide for your future.