Tré Cool credited as playing...
Green Day
- [Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day sings "da-da-da" to the final part of the Simpsons tune, following his teleprompter]
- Billie Joe Armstrong: Alright, well thanks a lot for coming. We've been playing for three and a half hours, now we'd like just a minute of your time to say something about the environment.
- [there is a deathly silence, followed by huge boos from the Springfieldians. They start throwing things at Green Day]
- Barney Gumble: Preachy!
- Billie Joe Armstrong: We're not being preachy!
- Tre Cool: But the pollution in your lake - it's dissolving our barge!
- [Moe is sitting in a deck chair. Lisa is standing next to him]
- Lisa Simpson: I thought they touched on a vital issue.
- Moe: I beg to differ.
- [He throws a rock at the stage, which penetrates the bass drum and hits Frank in the crotch]
- Tre Cool: Oh.
- Mike Dirnt: Gentlemen, it's been an honour playing with you tonight.
- [Green Day put down their instruments and bring out violins as the barge sinks. Lisa looks on woefully]