Bromwell High (2005– )
Jo Wyatt: Natella, Various, Tamsin
Quotes
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Natella : I'm going to call my presentation, "Into the Melting Pot: a Carnival of Nations"!
Keisha Marie : I'm going to call mine "Into the Shitpot: a Carnival of Shit".
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Keisha Marie : Shouldn't you be at the news agent?
Natella : [annoyed] Shouldn't you be doing crack in the hood with all your gangsta yardie motherfuckers?
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Keisha Marie : So today's the day...
Natella : Yep, D-Day.
Keisha Marie : Yep, Thursday.
Natella : Friday.
Keisha Marie : Yep, Wednesday.
Natella : No, it's Friday, Keisha.
Keisha Marie : Or is it D-Day?
Natella : Yes, but that's...
Keisha Marie : You think you know so much about the days of the week!
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Natella : [after playing her sitar and Gavin breaks it on stage] Well, what do you think? Give me your honest opinion.
Keisha Marie : You were shit, shittier than shit. You were so shit it made me wanna block out my ears of shit and eat some shit, and then do a shit.
Natella : Right... Latrina?
Latrina : Shit.
Natella : Well, obviously I can't expect you to appreciate the subtleties of Indian classical music. For my talents to be truly appreciated, I require a more sophisticated audience.
Keisha Marie : I agree, if sophisticated means deaf.
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Mr. Phillips : I bet you guys had all sorts of nicknames for me?
Latrina : Nope. Not really.
Mr. Phillips : You probably called me "Shitlips" or something like that? You probably went "Oh there goes old Shitty Shitlips" eh?
Natella : No.
Latrina : Heh. Phillips. Sounds like shitlips.