Horton Hears a Who! (2008)
Jim Carrey: Horton
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Quotes
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Horton : A person's a person, no matter how small.
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Horton : I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one hundred percent.
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The Mayor of Who-ville : I have 96 daughters and 1 son.
Horton : [laughing] Whoa! Busy guy.
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Horton : This entire jungle is a house of death!
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Councilman : This is the chairman...
Horton : Idiot! You're finished in this town! Is that understood? Finished! You Boob!
[brief pause while the chairman splutters]
Horton : I'm just joking.
Councilman : Eh heh, good one.
The Mayor of Who-ville : Horton, I'd like you to meet my wife, Sally.
Sally O'Malley : You exist! This means my husband isn't crazy. Hooray!
The Mayor of Who-ville : And these are some of my daughters, Hildy, Helga, Hula, Heidi, and Hedy.
Hedy , Heidi , Hildy , Helga : Hi!
The Mayor of Who-ville : And this is Miss Yelp, my loyal assistant. And this is Dr. Larue.
Dr. Mary Lou Larue : You saved us!
The Mayor of Who-ville : And Burt from Accounting, and Mrs. McGillicuddy. And Mr. FarFloogin of the Cloogin FarFloogins. And the old man in the bathtub.
Sally O'Malley : Honey, let's not overwhelm the poor guy, he's never gonna remember all these names.
Horton : Well, I'll try my best: Sally, Chairman, Hildy, Helga, Hula, Heidi, and Hedy. Miss Yelp. Dr. Larue, Burt from accounting, Mrs. McGillicuddy, Mr. FarFloogin of the Cloogin FarFloogins. And wasn't there an old guy in a shower?
The Mayor of Who-ville : Mmm, Bathtub.
Horton : [a bit mad he didn't remember the name] Oh, Yeah!
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Horton : We must become invisible, travel silently, for there are forces that would seek to destroy us.
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Kangaroo : What do you think you're doing?
Tommy : Oh, you guys with worlds are in trouble!
Kangaroo : Have you forgotten what we've discussed?
Horton : Oh no, I'm an elephant and elephants never forget, it's a curse really! I remember, I was on my head and you said hmm and I looked up and you said ,what are you doing?, and I said the thing about the speck, then you pulled my ears and you poked me in the forehead...
Kangaroo : Horton!
Horton : Well you did.
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Morton : Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!
Horton : Vlad? Vlad, Vlad... I know two Vlads. There's the bad Vlad... And then there's bunny Vlad, the one that makes cookies!
Morton : ...Yeah, Horton, she's sending you a bunny with cookies. I think it's safe to say it's the bad Vlad.
Horton : Yeah, good call.
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Horton : [in imitation of cheaply dubbed anime] I'll make monkeys out of these monkeys!
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Horton : There's a tiny person on that speck that needs my help!
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The Mayor of Who-ville : Listen, Horton, I've gotta go. Apparently there's a problem with a giant meatball.
Horton : You just take care of that meatball sir and leave the freaking out to me.
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Horton : Ahaha! To the top of Mount Nool, as fast as lightning, away I go!
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Horton : [looking down the canyon] It's just a straight plummet to certain death.
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Horton : All right, I gotta get this speck up to the top of Mount Nool A.S.A.P, whatever that means, probably 'act swiftly, awesome pachyderm'! I mean, how hard can that be?
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Horton : This looks kinda... precarious. Well nothing to worry, obviously when they build a bridge like this they take into account that elephants will be crossing here.
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Horton : I will make monkeys of these monkeys, for it is their destiny!
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Horton : [In a deep voice as he's hit with a Wickersham banana bomb] Whoa! I can feel the diplomatic processes beginning to break down!
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Horton : [over intercom] Is everything okay down there?
The Mayor of Who-ville : [in shock] Uh... I don't know. You tell me. You're the one holding the speck.
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[Horton is being roped while the people of WhoVille make noise to be heard]
Horton : Listen, *please*! It's the most beautiful thing ever!
Yummo Wickersham : I don't hear nothin'.
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Horton : We're a club. We're a group. We can take a vote on the issues. We can be a secret society, and no one else can join, unless they wear a funny hat!