Hostel (2005)

Jay Hernandez: Paxton

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Quotes 

• Guard : Talk. Talk, speak!

  Paxton : What the fuck do you want me to say?

  Guard : American.

• Paxton : Excuse me, I uh... excuse me. How is it in there?

  Man : [referring to the torture chamber]  Be careful.

  Paxton : Why's that?

  Man : You could, spend ALL your money... in there.

• [while in the torture chambers, Natalya laughs] 

  Paxton : You fucking whore. You fucking bitch, YOU FUCKING BITCH!

  Natalya : I get a lot of money for you, and that makes you MY bitch.

• Paxton : We can't rail a girl that's in a coma. I think that's illegal, even in Amsterdam.

• Paxton : ...you need a fork there chief?

  The Dutch Businessman : No. I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think "this is something that died for me so that I would not go hungry." I like that connection with something you die for. I appreciate it more.

  Paxton : Well I'm a vegetarian.

  The Dutch Businessman : I am a meat-eater. It is human nature.

  Paxton : Well I'm human and it's not my nature.

  The Dutch Businessman : [to Josh]  Tell me... what is your nature...?

  [places his hand on Josh's leg] 

  Josh : WHOA! Don't touch! Don't fucking touch me!

  The Dutch Businessman : [quickly gathering his things and moving out of the train compartment]  Sorry, sorry...

  Josh : [still very weirded out]  Fucking freak! Jesus!

  [Paxton and Oli both look at each-other and laugh hysterically] 

  Paxton : [laughing]  Edward Saladhands just groped Josh!

  Oli : [waving his fingers menacingly]  Ooooooh...!

  Paxton : [still laughing]  Dude, you finally hooked up, that's awesome!

  Josh : [still visibly pissed]  Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.

• The American Client : I've been all over the world. You know, I've been everywhere and the bottom line is: Pussy is pussy. You know, every strip club, every whore house, every... It's all the same shit. You know, I just fucked a girl two days ago and I don't even remember the color of her tits. But this... This is something you never forget, right? RIGHT?

  Paxton : Never...

  The American Client : Never, right.

• Paxton : You made a reservation under "The King of Swing"?

  Oli : Of course my horse.

• [first lines] 

  Paxton : Amsterdam, motherfucker!

• Paxton : Do you see a single other person in here with a fucking fanny pack? Wait, there's a guy. Why don't you go over there and have fucking fanny back sex with him, and then you can jizz all over each others storage compartment?

• Oli : Djöfulsins.

  Paxton : What was that?

• Paxton : Hey Josh, faggot.

• Paxton : I don't want a drink. I want to see some art! Now, can we go?

• Paxton : Snípur alert, 3 o'clock.

• Oli : I'm the first in line for snípur.

  Alex : Snípur?

  Paxton : Oh, that's Icelandic for "clit".

• Paxton : I hope bestiality is legal in Amsterdam, because that girl's a fuckin' hog.

• Paxton : No, Kana!