- Karan Johar: What's the worst criticism you've heard about yourself?
- Sanjay Leela Bhansali: That I don't know how to make a movie.
- Karan Johar: Who said that?
- Sanjay Leela Bhansali: Kareena Kapoor.
- Karan Johar: The worst dancer you've ever choreographed?
- Farah Khan: Should I say it? I'm going to get into a lot of trouble..
- Karan Johar: Oh, c'mon. Say it.
- Farah Khan: Anil Kapoor.
- Karan Johar: One piece of advice you would give Aishwarya Rai?
- Gurinder Chadha: Screw those critics, girlfriend.
- Karan Johar: What would you say if you were in a lift with Amisha Patel and Bipasha Basu?
- Kareena Kapoor: I'd say, lets all go on the show "Koffee with Karan".
- Karan Johar: You'd really say that?
- Kareena Kapoor: Maybe.