S1.E1 ∙ Being Alone for BeginnersSun, Jun 25, 2006Lucy discovers that not only is she an orphan but she is also not a princess.Rate
S1.E2 ∙ Do Orphans Dream of Electric ParentsSun, Jul 2, 2006After Brian Brain is rejected by like-minded Adopters, he creates robotic parents to fill the void.Rate
S1.E3 ∙ An Orphans' Life IndeedSun, Jul 9, 2006Princess Lucy accidentally clones herself in an effort to find the perfect BFF.Rate
S1.E4 ∙ The Perfect LessonSun, Jul 16, 2006The Orphans put on a play to prospective Adopters, with disastrous results.Rate
S1.E5 ∙ The Poster ChildSun, Jul 23, 2006Aldous has a chance to avoid a deadly curse by being adopted by Corporate Executives.Rate
S1.E6 ∙ Fire the ReverendSun, Jul 30, 2006Reverend Gamble mistakes Charlie for the Devil, until the real Satan shows up looking for his son.Rate
S1.E7 ∙ Red, White and OrphanageSun, Aug 6, 2006After a shiny, new orphanage appears overnight, Brian Brain realizes he wouldn't give up being a free-thinker for all the power and possessions in the world.Rate
S1.E8 ∙ Sammy's EpisodeSun, Aug 13, 2006Sammy is convinced he's being watched by a TV audience, and is consequently diagnosed by Brian Brain as being a megalomaniac.Rate
S1.E9 ∙ A Tale of Almost Unbearable SadnessSun, Aug 20, 2006After a bad day, the Orphans try to find true happiness in the hapless forest.Rate
S1.E10 ∙ Lucky Lucy/You Got to Know When to Hold'emSun, Aug 27, 2006Princess Lucy obsesses over the high she gets from gambling, resulting in dire consequences.Rate
S1.E11 ∙ Armie Loves CigarettesSun, Sep 3, 2006Armie takes up smoking after idolizing Cool Carl, the only Orphan ever to be adopted from the Gurney.Rate
S1.E12 ∙ The Frightful FluSun, Sep 17, 2006After all the Orphans come down with the flu, a reformed wicked witch, Karen, is hired to get them under control.Rate
S1.E13 ∙ Silver Screen LucySun, Sep 17, 2006Famed A-list Director, Steven Franchise, has the Orphans compete by making films to impress him into adopting them.Rate