- [Directed to spirits that may be present]
- Brian Harnois: Is there anybody that would like to play with us tonight?
- [Upon realizing what he had just said]
- Brian Harnois: That sounded all kinds of wrong.
- Steve Gonsalves: [about wearing a "Dude, run!" hat] How can you take something so negative and celebrate it?
- Brian Harnois: Do you have a catch phrase?