Hot Fuzz (2007)

Anne Reid: Leslie Tiller

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• Leslie Tiller : [as Nicholas Angel is buying a Peace Lily in Leslie Tiller's flower shop]  You know that fella who blew up?

  Nicholas Angel : George Merchant?

  Leslie Tiller : [speaking rapidly]  Well, George Merchant - God rest him - wanted to buy this land. So he sent round his legal fella Martin Blower - God rest him. I thought I might take them up on it. I haven't really got that much family round here, save my cousin Sissy. So I thought I might take them up on the offer and move to Buford Abbey. Would you like a card with this?

  Nicholas Angel : [In shock at what he's hearing]  Wha... no... sorry, you were talking about the offer.

  Leslie Tiller : [continuing rapidly]  Well, it turns out that Martin Blower - God rest him - knew where the new Bypass Road is going 'cause he was knocking off Eve Draper from the council - God rest her. And then that reporter - God rest him - finds out about the route and tells me this land is very valuable. Ten times what George Merchant and Martin Blower - God rest them - offered me. So with them having passed on, I decided to sell it all myself to some folks from the city that Martin, George, and Eve - God rest the lot of them - have been talking to. Apparently, they want to build a big shopping center or something. Of course, Cousin Sissy won't be too happy about that but, as far as I'm concerned, Cousin Sissy can go and fu...

  Nicholas Angel : [cutting her off]  Would you just excuse me for just one second?

  [He rushes out to his squad car] 

• Leslie Tiller : I can never find my scissors.