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Anne Hathaway, Steve Carell, and Dwayne Johnson in Get Smart (2008)

Ken Davitian: Shtarker

Get Smart

Ken Davitian credited as playing...

Shtarker

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Quotes8

  • Siegfried: How do I know you're not Control?
  • Maxwell Smart: If I were Control, you'd already be dead.
  • Siegfried: If you were Control, you'd already be dead.
  • Maxwell Smart: Neither of us is dead, so I am obviously not from Control.
  • Shtarker: That actually makes sense.
  • Dalip: Bomb didn't go off.
  • Siegfried: Oh really bright eyes, what alerted you? Was it no boom-boom or the lack of a mushroom cloud?
  • Shtarker: It was the mushroom cloud for me.
  • Shtarker: Are you crazy? This is radioactive material! One wrong move, and it's ka-frickin'-boom!
  • Siegfried: This is KAOS. We don't "ka-frickin'-boom" here.
  • Siegfried: 200 billion dollars by 3pm.
  • CIA Agent: 200 billion dollars by 3pm?
  • Siegfried: You seem a bit slow, is there someone else I can talk to?
  • Shtarker: Good one.
  • Shtarker: [after Siegfried gets thrown out of the car and over a bridge] What good hang time, huh?
  • Shtarker: Too bad about all the dead movie stars.
  • Siegfried: Yes. What will we do without their razor-sharp political advice.
  • Siegfried: Why does he do that?
  • Shtarker: Don't look at me, I'm no one.
  • Siegfried: And don't you forget it, everyone here can be replaced.
  • [to Dalip]
  • Siegfried: I even have backup for you, it's called a rhinoceros.
  • Maxwell Smart: This is it?
  • Siegfried: Of course not, I lied.
  • Shtarker: He does that.

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