Tyrese Gibson credited as playing...
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps
- [Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
- Captain Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
- USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Pocket!
- Captain Lennox: Which pocket?
- USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: MY BACK POCKET!
- Captain Lennox: You got like ten back pockets!
- USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!
- Captain Lennox: [points a gun at Simmons] Take him to his car!
- [a standoff ensues between the Special Forces and Sector 7]
- Tom Banachek: Whoa whoa whoa...
- Agent Simmons: Drop your weapon, solider. There's an alien war going on and you're gonna shot me?
- Captain Lennox: You know, we didn't ask to be here.
- Agent Simmons: I'm ordering you under S-Seven executive jurisdiction...
- USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: S-7 don't exist!
- Captain Lennox: Right, and we don't take orders from people that don't exist.
- Agent Simmons: I'm gonna count to five, okay...
- Captain Lennox: Well, I'm gonna count to three.
- [cocks his gun]
- [Epps and Glen stare at the gashes in the All Spark chamber]
- USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: What's that? Freddy Krueger been up in here or something?
- Glen Whitmann: Oh, no, man. Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. That's only three. That's Wolverine!
- [growls and laughs]
- Glen Whitmann: Right? That's Wolverine!
- Agent Simmons: [in a serious tone] That's very funny.
- Captain Lennox: Sam! Where's the Cube?
- Sam Witwicky: Right there.
- Captain Lennox: Okay. Epps, get those Black Hawks here!
- [sees a building]
- Captain Lennox: That building. Okay.
- Sam Witwicky: What?
- Captain Lennox: All right, I can't leave my guys back there, so here, take this flare.
- [hands him the flare and the All Spark]
- Captain Lennox: Okay, there's a tall, white building with statues on top. Go to the roof. Set the flare.
- Sam Witwicky: No.
- Captain Lennox: Signal the chopper and set the flare.
- Sam Witwicky: No, no. I can't do this!
- Captain Lennox: [grabs him] Listen to me! You're a soldier now! All right? I need you to take this Cube. Get it into military hands while we hold them off, or a lot of people are gonna die.
- [to Mikaela]
- Captain Lennox: You got to go. You got to go.
- Mikaela: No, I'm not leaving.
- Captain Lennox: You need to go. Go.
- Mikaela: No, I'm not leaving till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?
- USAF Master Sgt. Epps: [into radio] Army Black Hawk requested. Immediate evac for civilian boy with precious cargo. Headed to rooftop marked by flare.
- Ironhide: Sam, we will protect you.
- Sam Witwicky: [breathing heavily] Okay.
- USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: [on the phone, to the Pentagon, while fighting Scorponok] I never seen this in my life! We need gunships on station ASAP!... Unknown, man, I don't... man, if you seen this shit!
- USAF Master Sgt. Epps: [radioing to a lone F-22 flying overhead] Raptor, Raptor do you copy? We have your visual. Green smoke is the mark. Provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.
- [guided by the smoke, the F-22 heads for the group, but there's no answer...]
- Ironhide: [transforms] It's Starscream!
- USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Please tell me you copy...
- Ironhide: Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee...!
- [With Bumblebee's help, Ironhide grabs a van and lift it up as a shield as the Raptor comes closer]
- Captain Lennox: No, no, no, no... MOVE!
- Ironhide: Back up! Back up!
- Captain Lennox: RETREAT! FALL BACK!
- Ironhide: INCOMING!
- [the Raptor strafes the ground, blowing up the truck and blasting everyone to the ground]
- Captain Lennox: What the hell was that?
- USAF Master Sgt. Epps: What are you talking about?
- Captain Lennox: What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!
- USAF Master Sgt. Epps: F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings! That's alien... that ain't friendly!
- USAF Master Sgt. Epps: [nearly impaled by Scorponok's tail] I thought you said that thing was dead, man!
- Captain Lennox: This thing is wicked!
- Captain Lennox, USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Heads up!
- [a water tower falls over]
- First Sergeant Donnelly: What the heck was that?
- ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa: [in Spanish] What the hell do you mean, what was that? That tower fell over and almost killed me! If that thing had come any closer, it would've broken my ass!
- First Sergeant Donnelly: [amused, not understanding a word] English, dude, English...
- USAF Master Sgt. Epps: You been talkin' about barbecue gators and crickets for the last two weeks, I am NEVER goin' to your mama's house, Fig.
- USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Lennox! The heat's coming!
- Captain Lennox: Lase the target! We got a beam-rider incoming, lase the target!
- USAF Master Sgt. Epps: [playing basketball] Check out this crossover, like Jordan in his prime going through the front line...!
- [about the SOCCENT attack]
- USAF Master Sgt. Epps: When I took that picture, I think it saw me. It looked right at me.