Transformers (2007)
Bernie Mac: Bobby Bolivia
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Quotes
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Bobby Bolivia : [about the Camaro] I'll let you have it for $5,000.
Ron Witwicky : No, I'm not going above $4,000.
Bobby Bolivia : The door just closed.
[turns to Sam]
Bobby Bolivia : Get out of the car.
Sam Witwicky : Wait a minute? I thought you said "the car chooses its owner.",
Bobby Bolivia : Yeah, well sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap-ass father!
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Bobby Bolivia : Hey Manny!
Manny : What?
Bobby Bolivia : Get your cousin outta that clown costume. Havin' that heat stroke again. Scarin' white folks.
Clown : I'm hot! Makeup's melting, hurts my eyes!
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Bobby Bolivia : A driver don't pick the cars. Mmm-mm. Cars pick the driver. It's a mystical bond between man and machine.
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Bobby Bolivia : Son, I'm a lot of things. A liar's not one of them. Especially not in front of my mammy. Hey, Mammy!
[Mammy gives him the middle finger]
Bobby Bolivia : Oh don't be like that! If I had a rock I'd bust your head bitch. I tell you man, she deaf. You know.
[laughs hysterically]
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Bobby Bolivia : Let me tell you something, Sam.Your first enchilada of freedom awaits under one of those hoods.
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Bobby Bolivia : [pointing at himself] You come to see me?
Sam Witwicky : I had to.
Sam Witwicky : That practically makes us family. Uncle Bobbie B, baby, Uncle Bobbie B.
[smiles and shakes Sam's hand]
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Bobby Bolivia : Don't go Ricci Ricardo on me man!