Mia Barron credited as playing...
Molotov Cocktease • Sally Impossible • Girl Hitler • Airport P.A. • Blackheart • Debbie • Island Girl • Jonas Jr.'s Ibezan Houseguest • Ladyhawk Johnson
- [Baron Ünderbheit offers a "parting gift" to his traitorous minions]
- Catclops: Tiger balm. I don't get it.
- Girl Hitler: Oh, maybe he's saying he's sore at us, and so he's giving us balm to soothe.
- Catclops: That's retarded. Sir, what exactl...?
- [Baron Ünderbheit is nowhere to be seen.]
- Catclops: Where'd he go? I knew it, I knew it! He's gonna kill us, isn't he?
- [Tigers emerge from the walls and attack the minions]
- Catclops: Aw, crap!
- Manservant: [outside in the hall] Shall I have the maintenance crew clean the room, my master?
- Baron Ünderbheit: No, not yet, Manservant.
- [the Baron presses a remote control, activating a device strapped to the tigers]
- Girl Hitler: Ohhhh. Tiger *bomb!*
- Baron Ünderbheit: Catclops! What have you to report?
- Catclops: Tourism has skyrocketed at the Well of Bitter Sorrows and the Ünderbheit Birth Crevasse since you enacted the mandatory attendance edict.
- Baron Ünderbheit: Told you. Girl Hitler?
- Girl Hitler: Benzene chewables have doubled production in ze child slave mines. Dilly-dallying saw a brief spike, but ve stabilized it by removing ze feet of the alpha males, UND DE POPULAR GIRLS!
- Baron Ünderbheit: Good! Good!