Doc Hammer credited as playing...
Billy Quizboy • Dr. Mrs. The Monarch • Henchman 21 • Ward • Red Mantle • Dr. Girlfriend • Shoreleave • 21 • Kevin • Master Billy Quizboy • Rose • Dermott • Dermott Fictel • Kevin Moppet • Monarch Henchman 1 • Shore Leave • Cardholder • Additional Voices • Desmond • Mass. Pirate • Mr. Cardholder • Speedy • The Outrider • Vendata • 'The Viceroy' • Additional voices • Afterburner • Brisby Drone • Charlene • Councilman 1 • Councilman 1, 3 • Dermot Fictel • Dr. Mrs. Monarch • Egyptian 1 • Extra Pirates • Frozen Head in Hell • Giant Boy Detective • Go-Fish • Henchman 1 • Holy Diver • Impossible Security Guard • Investor 1 • Lady Au Pare • OCLF Footsoldier 2 • OCLF Sentry 1 • OutRider • Prison Guard 3 • Sheila • Snake Agent • Stranger • Stripper • Sunsation • Tiny Joseph • Toaster Face • Tommy • U.S. Steel • Underground Quizboy 1 • Wailing Thugs
- Henchman 21: Here is where you are wrong, my friend. This woman has killed before.
- Henchman 24: Allegedly.
- Henchman 21: Okay, whatever. But she was a big girl. We are talking about a large, healthy woman of questionable stability.
- Henchman 24: Oh, you are totally underestimating the never-say-die scrappiness of a survivor.
- The Monarch: Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden. We never should have brought the henchmen. We're going to be the only ones there with henchmen!
- Dr. Girlfriend: Killing your arch-enemy on Christmas Eve - that's a gift for me?
- The Monarch: Well, I got you some stocking-stuffers too...