Salma Hayek credited as playing...
Sara Sandoval
- [after the priest catches her and Maria having a brawl in the church over the stolen money]
- Sara Sandoval: Uh, we were just debating the basic economic theories of wealth distribution.
- Sara Sandoval: [practicing holding up the bank] Don't move!
- Maria Alvarez: Get on the ground!
- Sara Sandoval: How can they get on the ground if I told them not to move?
- Maria Alvarez: Oh! Well... Get on the ground and don't move!
- Maria Alvarez: [after being saved from drowning by Sara] I guess this makes us friends...
- Sara Sandoval: I don't know about friends but partners, definitely.
- Sara Sandoval: I might not know who I am; but, I know who I'm not. And I'm not someone who's gonna let her country down. Viva Mexico! Viva Mexico! Viva la Revolucion!
- Sara Sandoval: You murdered my father.
- Tyler Jackson: You ain't got no proof of that, little girl.
- Sara Sandoval: We have finger prints. We have litmus paper.
- Maria Alvarez: We have a microscope!
- Tyler Jackson: What the hell are you two going on about?
- Sara Sandoval, Maria Alvarez: The scientific method!
- Quentin Cooke: Maybe out here is where you belong. Besides, you're not alone.
- Sara Sandoval: Right. A gun-happy farm girl, an ugly dog, a wet-behind-the-ears cop and a spoiled brat. What a team!
- [Last lines]
- Maria Alvarez: Can I ask you one more thing?
- Sara Sandoval: One more.
- Maria Alvarez: How are the banks in Europe?
- Sara Sandoval: Bigger.
- Maria Alvarez: Yeeha!
- Maria Alvarez: It's been good to have you as a partner.
- Sara Sandoval: It's been good to have you as a friend.
- Sara Sandoval: There's one more thing I'd like to get off my chest. This bloody corset. It's been squeezing my gut my whole life.
- Maria Alvarez: Don't you think it's *obvious* that he doesn't love her?
- Sara Sandoval: Is that why you woke me up? I was finally having such a nice sleep.
- Maria Alvarez: At least you can sleep. I never had trouble sleeping before I met you. Now I can't stop thinking.
- Sara Sandoval: You should be very grateful that now your brain is thinking.
- Sara Sandoval: Quentin, look at me! I was raised to be a spoiled lady, not a renegade. One minute I think I have all the answers, and the next I am crying for a manicure. I am lost out here.
- Sara Sandoval: How do you do, Mr. Jackson?
- Tyler Jackson: Infinitely better in your presence than I do out of it, Señorita Sandoval.
- Tyler Jackson: Afternoon tea. How civilized.
- Sara Sandoval: Are you surprised to find out that we are civilized, Mr. Jackson?
- Tyler Jackson: No. Not at all. I find it charming.
- Sara Sandoval: Charming? I presume if you're using such a word that you've never experienced the pleasure of an afternoon tea.
- Sara Sandoval: What was that "hmm"? Is there a problem?
- Maria Alvarez: For me, no. But, for the horse that gets spoked in the side with the harpies of metal every time you want him to do something, for him, I'm sure it's a problem.
- Sara Sandoval: [Quentin comes to the door with only a towel around his waist] We have some questions.
- Maria Alvarez: Hands up!
- [Quentin drops the towel]
- Maria Alvarez: Oh! Down!
- Sara Sandoval: Up!
- Maria Alvarez: Down!
- Sara Sandoval: Up!
- Maria Alvarez: Down!
- Sara Sandoval: Excuse us for a minute.
- [turns to talk privately to Maria]
- Maria Alvarez: What?
- Sara Sandoval: You've never seen one before?
- Maria Alvarez: Yes, but in the dark.
- Sara Sandoval: [to Quentin] Up!
- Sara Sandoval: You are inefficient and unprofessional. You think I didn't see you sneaking kisses at the bank?
- Maria Alvarez: I was a bride. That's what we do. And don't play innocent with me. Don't think I didn't see you sticking your tongue down his throat.
- Sara Sandoval: What kind of a bride smells like a horse and kisses like a chicken pecking corn? I was a sad widow in need of comfort.
- Maria Alvarez: Well, for your information, he said my kiss was perfect.
- Sara Sandoval: Well, for your information, he said my kiss...
- Quentin Cooke: For your information, I'm sick of you both fighting over kisses when the future of your country is at stake!
- Sara Sandoval: This might be the last time we get to talk.
- Maria Alvarez: Don't say that. It's bad luck. I'm a superstitious peasant, remember?
- Sara Sandoval: No, you're a lot more than that. You always know what you want, and you always know what you feel. I admire you, Maria.
- Maria Alvarez: You admire me? How can you admire me? All I know about is horses and chickens. Well, now I also know how to *really* give a good kiss.
- Sara Sandoval: I think it would just add to your legend.
- Maria Alvarez: I have a legend?
- Sara Sandoval: Of course we do.