The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)
Elizabeth Banks: Beth
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Quotes
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Beth : [Andy is following Cal's advice to only ask questions when talking to a woman] Can I help you?
Andy Stitzer : I don't know. Can you?
Beth : Are you looking for something?
Andy Stitzer : Is there something I should be looking for?
Beth : We have a lot of books, so maybe it depends on what you like.
Andy Stitzer : What, um, what do you like?
Beth : We have a great section of do-it-yourself.
Andy Stitzer : Do you like to do it yourself?
Beth : [giggles] Sometimes... if, um, the mood strikes!
Andy Stitzer : How is the mood striking you now?
Beth : [they both laugh] What's your name?
Andy Stitzer : What's your name?
Beth : I'm Beth.
Andy Stitzer : Andy.
Beth : Andy... Don't tell on me, okay Andy?
Andy Stitzer : I won't... unless you want to be told on, Beth.
[walks away]
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Beth : We could do it in the... butt, if you want.
Andy Stitzer : But if I want what?
Beth : You know... butt!
Andy Stitzer : But... what?
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Beth : I'd like to introduce you to my friend.
[Shows him a vibrating shower head]
Andy Stitzer : Your friend is so shiny.
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Beth : Ooh, you know where to shave me.
Andy Stitzer : Yeah! I wanna shave your head.