Shelley Malil credited as playing...
Haziz
- [while Jay and the Customer are arguing]
- Haziz: Today's forecast? Dark and cloudy, and chance of drive-by.
- Haziz: [David is speaking to Andy] Hey, Will and Grace. Back to work!
- David: Hey, Haziz, could you give us a minute? We're kind of in the middle of something here.
- Haziz: Hey. I'm on my break.
- David: Fuck off, Haziz. Leave us alone, will you?
- Haziz: Fuck off? Fuck you!
- David: Fuck you!
- Haziz: Fuck you.
- David: Fuck off!
- Haziz: Fuck off.
- David: I'm gonna kick you in the nuts, asshole.
- Haziz: Hey, hey, hey! Watch the language, okay? I have a family.
- David: Watch how you talk to me!
- Haziz: Hey, Bambi, it's a free country. I can smoke out here if I want.
- David: Smoke my pole!
- Haziz: You are a very unkind man!
- David: Get inside!
- Haziz: [heading inside] This is not professional! Paula! This asshole over here... Paula!
- Haziz: So tell me something Montell... Why were we not invited to your party? Are we Al Qaeda?
- Jay: Whoa first of all it's not that kind of party.
- Mooj: You know what? We are not coming to your fucking party okay? Fuck you! Go fuck a goat!
- Jay: It's not that kind of party dawg
- Mooj: Fuck you! Go fuck a goat
- Jay: Hey why you always telling me to go fuck a goat man?
- Mooj: [Yelling as he walks away] Fuck a goat!