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Steve Carell in The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Shelley Malil: Haziz

The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Shelley Malil credited as playing...

Haziz

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  • Haziz: [to Jay] So, tell me, Montel. Why weren't we invited to the party? What are we, Al Qaeda?
  • [while Jay and the Customer are arguing]
  • Haziz: Today's forecast? Dark and cloudy, and chance of drive-by.
  • Haziz: Do you know how I know you're gay? Because you are holding each other ever so gently.
  • Haziz: [David is speaking to Andy] Hey, Will and Grace. Back to work!
  • David: Hey, Haziz, could you give us a minute? We're kind of in the middle of something here.
  • Haziz: Hey. I'm on my break.
  • David: Fuck off, Haziz. Leave us alone, will you?
  • Haziz: Fuck off? Fuck you!
  • David: Fuck you!
  • Haziz: Fuck you.
  • David: Fuck off!
  • Haziz: Fuck off.
  • David: I'm gonna kick you in the nuts, asshole.
  • Haziz: Hey, hey, hey! Watch the language, okay? I have a family.
  • David: Watch how you talk to me!
  • Haziz: Hey, Bambi, it's a free country. I can smoke out here if I want.
  • David: Smoke my pole!
  • Haziz: You are a very unkind man!
  • David: Get inside!
  • Haziz: [heading inside] This is not professional! Paula! This asshole over here... Paula!
  • Haziz: So tell me something Montell... Why were we not invited to your party? Are we Al Qaeda?
  • Jay: Whoa first of all it's not that kind of party.
  • Mooj: You know what? We are not coming to your fucking party okay? Fuck you! Go fuck a goat!
  • Jay: It's not that kind of party dawg
  • Mooj: Fuck you! Go fuck a goat
  • Jay: Hey why you always telling me to go fuck a goat man?
  • Mooj: [Yelling as he walks away] Fuck a goat!

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