Catherine Keener credited as playing...
Trish
- Andy Stitzer: [defending himself from Trish's comments on him riding a bicycle] Einstein rode a bike!
- Trish: He had a wife, who he fucked, by the way!
- Trish: [phone rings] Hello?
- Andy Stitzer: Hey, how you doing?
- Trish: Um... how you doing?
- Andy Stitzer: I'm well.
- Trish: Who is this?
- Andy Stitzer: This is... James.
- [hits himself with the phone]
- Trish: James? Do I know you, James?
- Andy Stitzer: [stammering] I was wondering whether you had a few minutes to talk about a little laundry detergent.
- Trish: Are you a telemarketer, James?
- Andy Stitzer: Yep.
- Trish: Are you at the top of a tall building? Can you get to a roof quickly? Jump off! I mean, you people are sick. Get a real fucking job, why don't you? Go shoot yourself in the fucking head! Hey, why don't you just, you know, get a knife and run into it? Why don't you do that, huh?
- Andy Stitzer: Okay.
- Trish: All right, I'll see you later, James.
- Andy Stitzer: Nice to talk to you.
- Trish: Fuck your mother, okay? Bye-bye.
- [hangs up]
- Trish: I'm throwing myself at you and all you can think about are fucking toys.
- Andy Stitzer: They're not fucking toys! This is Ironman, okay?
- Trish: What is this, your roofie, your date drug?
- Andy Stitzer: It's a mentos. They're the freshmaker.
- Andy Stitzer: [Calling to Trish, who is out of the room] Do you mind if I use your, uh, magnum?
- Trish: [From the other room. Excited] Umm... Yeah!
- Andy Stitzer: [stretches condom over arm] Wow.