Rene Auberjonois credited as playing...
Paul Lewiston
- Catherine Piper: Cookies, everyone! Nourishment is most important in the morning.
- Paul Lewiston: Who is this woman?
- Catherine Piper: Take two, Tara, you're a rail.
- Paul Lewiston: Who is this woman?
- Catherine Piper: The ones on the left have a little bran to help our older lawyers with their routine.
- Paul Lewiston: Who is this woman?
- Catherine Piper: I'm Catherine Piper. I'm Alan's new assistant. My, don't you have an interesting face.
- Paul Lewiston: We are in the middle of a staff meeting.
- Catherine Piper: No need to be snippy, dear. Especially since I come bearing treats. You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
- [to Lori]
- Catherine Piper: You certainly made one... with all that bleach.
- Paul Lewiston: Ma'am, you will have to leave.
- Catherine Piper: I'm beginning to not like you.