Lord of War (2005)
Evgeniy Lazarev: General Dmitri
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Quotes
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Yuri Orlov : [Referring to Simeon Weisz] What was he doing here?
General Dmitri : He was hoping to beat your offer, I told him to go have intercourse with himself
Yuri Orlov : You need to make more payoffs
General Dmitri : Too many payoffs
Yuri Orlov : [Hands him an envelope with money] Don't worry, there more VCR's and cigarettes I left them in your car
General Dmitri : Even your enemy was admiring your car, I'm the luckiest man alive
Yuri Orlov : Yes you are
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General Dmitri : I can't sell you government property I have to report
Yuri Orlov : Report to who? Moscow? As of last week Moscow is in a foreign country
General Dmitri : There's a new flag so there's a new boss
Yuri Orlov : There is no new boss yet their all too busy squabbling over whose going to get the presidential holiday home at the Black Sea its beautiful show me your inventory how many Kalashnikovs do you have?
General Dmitri : [Looking in the arsenal records] Forty thousand
Yuri Orlov : Is that a four? Doesn't look like a four to me, it looks more like a one
General Dmitri : No it's a four
Yuri Orlov : It's whatever we say it is because no one else will never know the difference, ten thousand Kalashnikovs for an entire battalion your stocks are dangerously depleted you should order more from the factory
General Dmitri : What happens if someone looks it up?
Yuri Orlov : Then we'll cut them in
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Yuri Orlov : [Referring to Jack Valentine and other Interpol agents] I thought you were watching out for these people?
General Dmitri : How can I? You keep selling my helicopters you're too greedy. I can't hold him forever
Yuri Orlov : I've got paperwork
General Dmitri : Not for the gun ships, selling military helicopters is a major violation
Yuri Orlov : Military helicopter, it's not a military helicopter, it's a "rescue" helicopter, the law is on our side
Jack Valentine : You're always in the wrong place at the right time we've met before off the coast of Colombia what was the name of that freighter "Kono" or Kristol?
Yuri Orlov : The crew called that vessel a lot of names
Jack Valentine : I need to see your papers
[reading the documents]
Jack Valentine : you type this up yourself?
Yuri Orlov : The helicopter is to be used on humanitarian missions
Jack Valentine : So you're a humanitarian?
Yuri Orlov : Absolutely
Jack Valentine : This is a military aircraft
Yuri Orlov : Not anymore, what can they do with military hardware but convert it into civilian use
Jack Valentine : [pulling him over to show him the guided missiles on the floor] And this stuff over here?
Yuri Orlov : [Pointing to a document attached to the guided missiles] That's going to a different client at a different address
Jack Valentine : So that's just a coincidence is that it? Do you take me for a complete fucking fool?
Yuri Orlov : Not complete, while I hesitate to tell you your job I must point out when shipped separately the weapons and aircraft comply with the current Interpol trade standards and practices
Jack Valentine : We both that is an obscene bureaucratic loophole that's going to be closed any God damn day
Yuri Orlov : But it's not closed and there are men like you who respect the rule of law