Chad Michael Murray credited as playing...
- Nick: You're saying that that's a real person... underneath?
- Dalton: You're just gonna let 'em leave like that? That guy's a freak, he throws dead animals in a pit for a living.
- Nick: You clean shit for a living, Mr. Septic Tank Man. What's the difference?
- Dalton: Well, um... I don't walk through it. That's one difference.
- Nick: Ugh, Dalton, did you crap your pants again?
- Dalton: What? No! I don't know, maybe. I am wearing my work clothes.
- Nick: Wade... dude... I'd really like to pound your ass.
- [Nick is sitting alone while everyone is making out. Dalton comes up to him with his camera]
- Nick: [grinning] Don't even think about it, I ain't kissing you, dude.
- Dalton: [mocking disappointment] Aw, come on. You know you want to.
- [Nick and Dalton laugh]
- Dalton: Haha, just kidding. Psych! I wouldn't kiss your ass for shit, man.
- Nick: [kicking a cup out of a homeless guy's hand] Get a job.
- Dalton: Hey, do you think that Wade will stay with Carly after she moves to New York?
- Nick: I don't know. Maybe...
- Dalton: Cause, you know... the way she's been lookin' at me...
- Nick: Hey! It ain't happening, man. And even if it was happening - it ain't happening. Nothing personal.
- Dalton: Why's that? I mean, you like me better than Wade, right?
- Nick: [sighs] Wade's not so bad.
- Dalton: Yeah, I like Wade, too.
- Carly: I don't believe this. You steal a car and it's my fault. You evade arrest and it's the cops' fault...
- Nick: One of 'em took a swing at me.
- Carly: You get kicked out of the house, it's Mom and Dad's fault. You lose your football scholarship and it's the coach's fault! You can't keep a job for more than two weeks because it's every manager's fault!
- Nick: I'm surrounded by idiots.
- Carly: So then why did you come, to piss me off?
- Nick: Why don't you get it? You're the good twin, I'm the evil one.
- Carly: Grow up. You are so afraid to take things seriously.
- Blake: [choosing who to give the keys to] Actually, I'm going to let my man drive.
- [hands Dalton the keys]
- Dalton: You heard the man, get in the car!
- Nick: [squeezes Dalton's nipple] Give me the keys.
- Dalton: Okay!
- Carly: Are you okay?
- [Nick looks at her]
- Nick: We're okay.
- Carly: You have to be careful!
- Nick: I am being careful.
- Nick: [stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the game] It's not moving.
- Blake: It'll MOVE!
- Paige: It's not moving.
- Blake: It will!
- Nick: Turn it around! Dude, turn the car around!
- [Blake leans his head down in defeat, hitting the horn and making it blare]
- [Nick is about to break a shop window]
- Carly: Nick, don't! They'll hear us.
- Nick: [stops for a moment] Look, they're going to catch us anyway. But this way we have a more of a chance.
- [He breaks the window and steps in to take a crossbow]
- Nick: Yeah, that looks about right.
- Wade: [notices how well Nick throws the football to Blake] Nice arm... I can see why they gave you a scholarship.
- Nick: [holds up hand] Yeah, it's a real tragedy, ain't it?
- Wade: Yeah... it is.
- Nick: SPOILER:
- [re Carly's amputated fingertip]
- Nick: He did this to you?
- Nick: I swear to God, if you hurt her... VINCENT!
