The Paul Lynde Halloween Special (1976 TV Special)

Margaret Hamilton: Housekeeper, Miss Gulch

Quotes 

• Housekeeper : I'll give you a hint. It's full of witches and spooks and strange creatures of the night.

  Paul Lynde : Oh, sounds like Hollywood Squares.

• Housekeeper : This is Ace. This is Gene. This is Peter. And this is Paul.

  Paul Lynde : Oh, I love a good religious group. I can take one look at you four and tell you how you got your name and how you got your act. You had a fight, and your mothers told you to... kiss and make up.

• Housekeeper : [about her sister's house]  It's well-preserved. You'll have lots of fun.

  Paul Lynde : You're well-preserved, and you're no fun.

• Paul Lynde : Did you pack everything? It could be a chilly evening.

  Housekeeper : Everything. Your robe, your slippers...

  Paul Lynde : My Dr. Dentons?

• Paul Lynde : What about Dorothy and her little dog, Toto, in "The Wizard of Oz"?

  The Wicked Witch of the West : She asked for it. And her little dog, too!