Mischa Barton credited as playing...
Marissa Cooper
- Marissa: Hey, how come you're the brains? I'm the one who talked us back into that club.
- Seth: I'm sorry. I'm the brains.
- Ryan: You can be the beauty.
- Marissa: Okay, thanks.
- Summer: Great, and what am I, Cohen?
- Seth: Uh, the boobs?
- [Summer hits him]
- Seth: Uh, the bitch?
- Summer: Okay, I'll take the boobs.
- Seth: Hey. So will I.
- [Summer laughs]
- Seth: [later]
- Marissa: See, I think I should be the brains.
- Ryan: No, Seth's the brains.
- Marissa: Well, you're clearly not the beauty.
- Ryan: Ooooh, and now someone's the bitch.
- [smiles]
- Marissa: So, my mum's trying to drag me to cardio bar again. It's her idea of mother-daughter bonding.
- Summer: Cardio bar, Coop?
- Marissa: Well, she says it's the new Taibo. So maybe I can learn to kick her ass.
- Summer: I don't think you need to do any more cardio.
- Marissa: What's that supposed to mean?
- Summer: Nothing. It's just that - well and I mean this in the least scandalous way but you're looking a little thin.
- Marissa: I eat!
- Summer: Ugh, this bikini is so uncomfortable. I need to go get a new one. You want to go to South Coast?
- Marissa: Totally. There's a Paul Frank sale there on Wednesday.
- Summer: Wednesday? I can't. I have plans with Zach.
- Marissa: Oh, more plans with Zach, huh?
- Summer: Yes. The more time I spend with Zach, the less time I have to think about - God, what's his face? Built like a beanpole, curly hair, runs away like a little bitch on a sailboat leaving nothing but a note for his girlfriend who cried and cried over him till the Fourth of July when she decided she doesn't cry over bitches on boats.
- Marissa: Seth. His name. It's Seth.
- Summer: I know. I'm just doing that thing where I pretend I don't and I have to use a lot of descriptive insults to give voice to my inner pain.