Diego Luna credited as playing...
Enrique Cruz
- Enrique Cruz: So, she had a boyfriend, for how long?
- [nods yes, holds up two fingers]
- Enrique Cruz: Two years, what happened?
- Viktor Navorski: He chit.
- Enrique Cruz: What?
- Viktor Navorski: He chit.
- Enrique Cruz: Eat shit?
- Viktor Navorski: He chit, he chit, he chit.
- Enrique Cruz: Okay, try to repeat exactly what she said.
- Viktor Navorski: He chit, she catch him so...
- Enrique Cruz: Oh! He cheats!
- Viktor Navorski: Yes, yes, yes! What we call Krushkach. We say Krushkach. One man, two womans. So, hmm, crowded. You know? Ha!
- Enrique Cruz: Okay, he *cheats*! You say cheats.
- Viktor Navorski: Hm-hum. He chit.
- Enrique Cruz: No, no. *Cheat*.
- Viktor Navorski: Enrique, you, no chit.
- Enrique Cruz: No cheat.
- Viktor Navorski: No chit.
- Enrique Cruz: Yeah, yeah, I won't. I won't. I won't cheat. Not chit.
- Viktor Navorski: She's a nice... nice girl, she won't take your chitting.
- Viktor Navorski: So she go to these conventions dressed as... Yeoman Rand. Yeoman Rand.
- Enrique Cruz: She's a Trekkie... She's a Trekkie!
- Viktor Navorski: Favorite episode is "Doomsday Machine."
- Gupta Rajan: I think he's CIA. The CIA put him here to spy on us.
- Joe Mulroy: You don't know what the Hell you're talking about. That guy doesn't even speak English.
- Gupta Rajan: If he could learn to speak, this guy. He can't speak English, how could he have a meeting with a beautiful woman? A flight attendant.
- Enrique Cruz: Oh, so, she's CIA, too?
- Gupta Rajan: No. She look like a Russian. KGB.
- Enrique Cruz: For tonight's grand prize, we have... Show them, Gupta.
- Gupta Rajan: [holding up panties] Oh, I found this upstairs. Virgin Air, first class lounge.
- Enrique Cruz: There you go. And... they belong to?
- Gupta Rajan: Cher.
- Joe Mulroy: Cher? As in... Cher?
- Enrique Cruz: Yeah. Cher. I checked it out. There were witnesses. Those are Cher's panties. Ready?
- Joe Mulroy: Hurry up.
- Viktor Navorski: So, will we share the panties?
- Enrique Cruz: No, no, no.
- Joe Mulroy: Not if I win.
- Enrique Cruz: I want to know what... what make... makes her knees weak, what makes her... her blood boil... her body tingle. She's a wild stallion, and you'll help me break her. I'm... I'm her man of mystery.
- Gupta Rajan: I think he's CIA. The CIA put him here to spy on us.
- Joe Mulroy: You don't know what the hell you're talking about. That guy doesn't even speak English.
- Gupta Rajan: If he could learn to speak, this guy. He can't speak English, how could he have a meeting with a beautiful woman? A flight attendant.
- Enrique Cruz: Oh, so she's CIA, too?
- Gupta Rajan: No. She look like a Russian. KGB. She gave him heel of the her shoes. And he gave her a piece of the papers.
- Joe Mulroy: Oh, was it microfilm?
- Gupta Rajan: A coupon from Payless Shoes. Must be some kind of the code.
- Joe Mulroy: Buddy, I think you been spending too much time inhaling them cleaning products.
- Gupta Rajan: I'm warning you guys. You watch yourself. This guy is here for a reason. And I think that reason is us.