Naomi Watts credited as playing...
Dawn Campbell
- Dawn Campbell: Why don't you like my spots?
- Marty: Honey, this look is hurting you, and it's hurting Huckabees.
- Dawn Campbell: This is myself.
- Marty: Then you won't speak at the benefit as yourself. That is not Huckabees.
- Dawn Campbell: I am still Huckabees.
- Marty: Not in that bonnet.
- Dawn Campbell: It's in my eyes, Marty. It's like that story of the cave.
- Marty: What in God's name is happening to you? We trusted you. We took care of you. We made you into a national icon. Pulled you out of a mall. Eh, you've been given everything by Huckabees.
- Dawn Campbell: Fuck-a-bees!
- Dawn Campbell: [emotionless] These are the best tops around. Last time, last year - not so good.
- [suddenly fervent]
- Dawn Campbell: But now, this is the *truth*!
- Dawn Campbell: There's glass between us. You can't deal with my infinite nature can you?
- Brad Stand: That is so not true. Wait, what does that even mean?
- Dawn Campbell: Brad, do you love me?
- Brad Stand: I think so.
- Dawn Campbell: With the bonnet?
- Brad Stand: Ehhh...
- Dawn Campbell: Oh please, I don't think of myself as being that pretty.
- [Brad whispers in her ear]
- Dawn Campbell: Yes, that changed at Huckabees. You know, I was never their pretty girl.
- Bernard Jaffe: Really?
- Dawn Campbell: No! I just have to keep up with this gorgeous hottie.
- Vivian Jaffe: How's the sex?
- Bernard Jaffe: How is the sex?
- Dawn Campbell: The sex?
- Brad Stand: Come on, guys.
- [laughs]
- Brad Stand: Come on. That's private.
- Dawn Campbell: That's gross.
- Vivian Jaffe: Our undercover surveillance shows it's been infrequent and short. Eight to nine minutes. Typically.
- Dawn Campbell: Surveillance? You've watched us?
- Vivian Jaffe: No, just listened.
- Brad Stand: So your surveillance is wrong!
- [laughs uncomfortably]
- Dawn Campbell: Yeah. It's quantity not quality.
- Brad Stand: She meant quality not quantity.
- Dawn Campbell: I know, I was only joking.
- Bernard Jaffe: Were you joking when you said quantity and not quality?
- Dawn Campbell: We're private about our seven minutes of heaven!
- Brad Stand: It's longer than that, darling.
- Dawn Campbell: Eight minutes of heaven! It's not quality, it's quantity!
- [laughs hysterically]
- Brad Stand: You should see her after a couple of margaritas.
- Dawn Campbell: Brad likes to be charming. It comes naturally.
- Brad Stand: I only put those things in the garbage as a joke.
- Dawn Campbell: Yeah, see? That's funny.
- Bernard Jaffe: Back door way to charm. That's joking as a disguised request for approval. That's saying, "Joke," but really love me. Joke, love me. Joke, love me.
- Dawn Campbell: You could get free, Brad, but you think you have to be Superman in control. And that means you are the source instead of part of the infinite. And that makes it too hard for us, baby.
- Brad Stand: Stop talking to me like that!
- Dawn Campbell: We've talked about your intimacy problem. What's the core of it? Intimacy is combo of infinites.
- Dawn Campbell: Don't look at me. I just want to be left alone. I'm sick of this. I'm sick of you all looking at me. Look at me. Please, please, please, everybody. Everybody look at me now. I am so pretty. I am so pretty. Look at me. Everybody just wants to be me. I'm pretty.