- Finbar McBride: It's funny how people see me and treat me, since I'm really just a simple, boring person.
- Finbar McBride: You said you weren't going to talk to me if I sat here, Joe.
- Joe Oramas: I haven't said anything in like twenty minutes.
- [Fin checks his pocket watch]
- Finbar McBride: Nine.
- Joe Oramas: You timed me?
- Finbar McBride: Mm-hmm.
- Joe Oramas: That's cold, bro.
- Joe Oramas: Do they have clubs for you people?
- Finbar McBride: What?
- Joe Oramas: You know, for train watchers.
- Joe Oramas: Hey, Olivia, you got a garlic press?
- Olivia Harris: No.
- Joe Oramas: How can you not have a garlic press?
- Olivia Harris: [both she and Fin are smiling, looking at him] Still no!
- Joe Oramas: Alright, you keep talking! I'm gonna go cook without the garlic press!
- [turns back to kitchen]
- Olivia Harris: [to Fin] I'm not used to having people in my house... especially loud people.
- Finbar McBride: It's a nice house.
- Olivia Harris: Yeah. David bought it as a get-away place... so I moved down here and got away.
- Finbar McBride: Where did you used to live?
- Olivia Harris: Princeton.
- [glancing at Fin]
- Olivia Harris: I know... I didn't get very far. But I just couldn't stay there another minute. Everyone looking at me... the poor woman whose son died.
- [a bit of silence falls between them]
- Olivia Harris: How about you? What made you pick Newfoundland?
- Finbar McBride: [smiling mystically] I wanted to live near Joe!
- [Laughter spreads out gradually from them]
- Joe Oramas: [leaning over the rail, shouting] Guys!
- [Fin and Olivia burst into laughter]
- Joe Oramas: Would you come up here and talk? Seriously, this sucks!
- [the two keep laughing crazily]
- [last lines]
- Joe Oramas: It's the librarian fantasy, man. Glasses off, hair down, books flying.
- Finbar McBride: She doesn't wear glasses.
- Olivia Harris: Well, buy her some, it's worth it.
- Emily: Your First name is Finbar?
- Finbar McBride: Yes.
- Emily: My name is Emily.
- Finbar McBride: [Uninterestingly] Hi.
- Emily: [Charmingly] Hi.
- [trying to get Fin's attention]
- Emily: You have a nice chin.
- Finbar McBride: [feeling awkward and finding words what to say] Thanks.
- [Scene cuts to railroads where Fin and Joe are walking]
- Joe Oramas: A nice chin?
- [scroffs]
- Finbar McBride: Yeah.
- Joe Oramas: Seriously?
- Finbar McBride: Yeah.
- Joe Oramas: Fuckin' weird.
- Finbar McBride: I'm retired, actually.
- Emily: Aren't you a little young to be retired?
- Finbar McBride: No, dwarves retire early. Common fact.
- Emily: Yeah, *lazy* dwarves.
- Finbar McBride: Well, there are people called train chasers. They follow a train and they film it.
- Olivia Harris: Are you a train chaser?
- Finbar McBride: No.
- Olivia Harris: How come?
- Finbar McBride: I don't know how to drive a car. And I don't own a camera.
- Olivia Harris: That'd do it.
- Joe Oramas: Hey listen, if you guys do something later, can I join you?
- Finbar McBride: We're not gonna do something.
- Joe Oramas: No, I know, but if you do, can I join you?
- Finbar McBride: We're not gonna do something later.
- Joe Oramas: Okay, but, if you do?
- Finbar McBride: Okay.
- Joe Oramas: Cool.
- [Fin tries to close the door, but Joe stops it]
- Joe Oramas: You the man.
- [Fin again tries to close the door, but Joe again stops it]
- Joe Oramas: You the man.
- [Fin finally closes the door]
- Joe Oramas: Hey, man, let me ask you a personal question. You've had sex before, right?
- Finbar McBride: Yes.
- Joe Oramas: With a regular sized chick?
- Finbar McBride: With a regular sized chick.
- Olivia Harris: [Breaking the ice] When I was 19, I actually slept with a guy because he rolled his own cigarettes.
- Joe Oramas: Trains are really cool.
- Olivia Harris: They are.
- Finbar McBride: [smoking marijuana] So are horses.
- Joe Oramas: What?
- Finbar McBride: I was just thinking that.
- Joe Oramas: Give me the joint, man.
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