Jordan-Claire Green credited as playing...
Michelle
- [Dewey is lounging at his desk]
- Michelle: Are you going to teach us anything? Or are we just going to sit here?
- Dewey Finn: [mumbles] Just do whatever you want.
- Summer Hathaway: I want to learn from my teacher.
- Dewey Finn: [loudly] Besides that! Freddy, what do you like to do?
- Freddy Jones: [drawing flames on the name tag on his desk] I dunno... burn stuff?
- Dewey Finn: [to the entire class] Look, just go out and have recess.
- Summer Hathaway: My parents don't spend $15,000 a year for recess.
- Michelle: Mr. S? We came up with some names for the band.
- Dewey Finn: All right, hit me.
- Eleni: The Bumblebees?
- Dewey Finn: No, it's too sissy.
- Eleni: The Koala Bears?
- Dewey Finn: No, what are you talking about? It's too sissy.
- [sees Miss Mullins arriving]
- Dewey Finn: Hey, Miss Mullins.
- Michelle: How about, Pig Rectum?
- Rosalie Mullins: [shocked] Michelle!
- Dewey Finn: It's a science project.