Malibu's Most Wanted (2003)
Keili Lefkovitz: Monster
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Quotes
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Monster : Don't you talk about my mama.
Hadji : I'll talk about your mama all I want.
Monster : Hell, no! Yo mama so fat, she got every caterer on speed dial!
Mocha : Ooh!
Hadji : What? Uh-uh uh-uh. Yo mama so fat, she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed.
Monster : Yo mama so ugly, Jose Eber won't even do her hair!
Mocha : Ooh!
Hadji : Yeah? Yo mama so ugly, she's only been married once.
Mocha : Whoo, haha.
Monster : Yo mama so poor, on Hallowe'en, her trick was the treat!
Hadji : Yo mama so poor, that your tits are real!
Mocha : Oh no!