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Nicolas Cage, Sam Rockwell, and Alison Lohman in Matchstick Men (2003)

Bruce Altman: Dr. Klein

Matchstick Men

Bruce Altman credited as playing...

Dr. Klein

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  • Roy: I'm not a criminal. I'm a con man.
  • Dr. Klein: The difference being?
  • Roy: They give me their money.
  • Dr. Klein: That's a nice rationalization, Roy.
  • [asking how badly his life is affected by the agoraphobia]
  • Dr. Klein: And your personal relationships?
  • Roy: [laughing] What personal relationships?
  • Dr. Klein: When was the last time you were in one?
  • [pause]
  • Dr. Klein: You know... a relationship?
  • Roy: With a woman? A long time ago.
  • Dr. Klein: Five years? Ten years?
  • [pause]
  • Roy: Keep going, man...
  • Dr. Klein: Let me ask you something. What would you do if you had to change careers?
  • Roy: You mean if I wasn't an antiques broker?
  • Dr. Klein: If you weren't a criminal.
  • Roy: Huh?
  • [twitches]
  • Dr. Klein: I have news for you, Roy: your neurosis is small-time.
  • Roy: Small-time? What are you, a fucking quack!
  • Dr. Klein: Your conscious is another story.

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