Mike Epps credited as playing...
L.J.
- Major Cain: Why haven't we taken off?
- [he reaches the pilot seat, and the "pilot" turns around]
- L.J.: 'Cause I usually drive a Cadillac!
- [punches Cain]
- [after hearing the S.T.A.R.S. planning to take down the Nemesis]
- L.J.: You motherfuckers is crazy! Look. That big motherfucker got a rocket launcher!
- [Alice and Carlos have their guns pointed at each other, L.J. comes in from behind]
- L.J.: Don't shoot, don't shoot. He's cool. He made a deal with Dr. Doom, same as you.
- Alice: How long ago have you been bitten?
- Carlos Olivera: Three hours.
- L.J.: What?
- Alice: Today's your lucky day.
- L.J.: [to Carlos] You should have told me you were bit, motherfucker, I'm hanging with you and shit!
- Sniper: [after taking out a zombie] Yaaahoooo! Plenty to go 'round.
- L.J.: [L.J. comes into the picture looking to steal a vehicle. The sniper and L.J. then spot each other and the sniper appears to shoot at him] DON'T SHOOT!
- [Instead the sniper takes out another zombie creeping up behind him]
- L.J.: Thank You!... Owe you one man!
- Sniper: [Bragging] I got the power!