Sigourney Weaver credited as playing...
The Warden
- The Warden Walker: Stanley, won't you just open it? Just let me see what's inside it, please!
- Stanley: Excuse me?
- Mr. Sir: What're we gonna do?
- The Warden Walker: You'll do as I say.
- [puts her hat on and leaves]
- Mr. Pendanski: What did she say?
- Mr. Sir: Not much.
- Mr. Pendanski: What do we do?
- Mr. Sir: You'll do as I say.
- [puts his hat on and leaves]
- Mr. Pendanski: But you didn't say anything either.
- The Warden Walker: This is my special nail polish. I make it myself. You Want to know my secret ingredient? Rattlesnake venom. I just love what it does to the coloring. It's perfectly harmless... when it's dry.
- The Warden Walker: [while all the boys are digging out a deep trench, Armpit tries to dupe the Warden into thinking that he has found something which is obviously nothing more than a recently broken TV nob] Are you trying to be funny, or do you just think I'm stupid?
- Armpit: No, ma'am. I wasn't trying to be funny.
- The Warden Walker: Excuse me?
- Mr. Sir: You know something, Armpit? Your little joke has just cost you a week of shower privileges.
- The Warden Walker: How about you dig, and Caveman can fill the canteens? So what do you want to do?
- Mr. Pendanski: I'll fill the canteens.
- The Warden Walker: Dr. Pendanski, drive X-ray back to camps. Give him double shower tokens and a snack. But first, fill everyone's canteen!
- Mr. Pendanski: I already filled them!
- The Warden Walker: Excuse me?
- Mr. Pendanski: I had already filled them when you drove up in the car.
- The Warden Walker: Excuse me, did I ask you when you lasted filled them?
- Mr. Pendanski: No, you didn't but...
- The Warden Walker: Excuse me, now these fine boys have been working hard. Don't you think it just might be possible they have taken a drink since you filled their canteens?
- Mr. Pendanski: It's possible.