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This Is Not a Love Song

  • 2002
  • 1h 34m
IMDb RATING
6.5/10
339
YOUR RATING
This Is Not a Love Song (2002)
Thriller

The small time criminal Heaton is anxiously waiting for the release of his close friend Spike, after spending a couple of months in prison for being caught with 87g of marijuana. Heaton robs... Read allThe small time criminal Heaton is anxiously waiting for the release of his close friend Spike, after spending a couple of months in prison for being caught with 87g of marijuana. Heaton robs a truck, meets Spike outside the penitentiary and travels with him through the country to... Read allThe small time criminal Heaton is anxiously waiting for the release of his close friend Spike, after spending a couple of months in prison for being caught with 87g of marijuana. Heaton robs a truck, meets Spike outside the penitentiary and travels with him through the country to drink some beers and celebrate his freedom. However, they run out gas and try to steal fr... Read all

  • Director
    • Bille Eltringham
  • Writer
    • Simon Beaufoy
  • Stars
    • Michael Colgan
    • Kenneth Glenaan
    • David Bradley
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    6.5/10
    339
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Bille Eltringham
    • Writer
      • Simon Beaufoy
    • Stars
      • Michael Colgan
      • Kenneth Glenaan
      • David Bradley
    • 21User reviews
    • 13Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 1 win & 7 nominations total

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    Michael Colgan
    Michael Colgan
    • Spike
    Kenneth Glenaan
    • Heaton
    • (as Kenny Glenaan)
    David Bradley
    David Bradley
    • Mr. Bellamy
    John Henshaw
    John Henshaw
    • Arthur
    Adam Pepper
    Adam Pepper
    • William
    Keri Arnold
    • Gerry
    Christopher Middleton
    Christopher Middleton
    • Policeman
    • (as Chris Middleton)
    • Director
      • Bille Eltringham
    • Writer
      • Simon Beaufoy
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    User reviews21

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    aclion

    very impressive

    Saw the premiere for this at Edinburgh film festival. it was a great film, made in only 12 days of filming, in scotland. the director, writer and 2 leads were present, and answered questions, which was cool. if you get the chance to watch it, do, its excellent.
    theo4isobelle

    simple story - great return

    I managed to go and see this film at a local university cinema, and I took my mother (not the worlds greatest film connoisseur!) to see it. Result? We both loved it. I appreciated the narrative, disturbing ending and experimental camera work. My mum loved the characters and loved making the links for herself. It was a heavy weight to carry for such a small cast and such a small location, but it didn't need the fancy thrills and special effects of Hollywood. This film stood up entirely on it's own as an entertaining and gripping piece, with a title I adored. After all, that was the reason I wanted to see it (not that I'm superficial)
    wernervp

    This is worth the effort (barely)

    I'm watching this film as I write (it is after all an internet download) and the feeling I get is of lots of talk and little action. I feel no connection with the two characters, who are not really likeable at all.

    Their actions are incongruous with the events. Would you joke and waffle that much in the higlands on obviously cold days trekking through mountains after you killed somebody..? Drugtaking? No you would act differently. The problem I have is there is too much talk... This is a movie not a theatre play...

    Anyway the thing I applaud is the fact that it was a low budget film which was distributed in an original way (hey it got me watching it) and I hope it will do well therefore.
    7Industrious

    Suspenseful and well acted thriller

    A suspenseful thriller that bears some resemblance to Deliverance as for scenery and setting. There are also some very innovatively shot scenes and good music, although the daftness and sometimes seemingly careless attitude of one of the characters is unfitting to the situation, although this is not a mayor problem. It also poses interesting questions about justness of revenge and limits of friendship.
    5claudio_carvalho

    Weird and Overrated Low-Budget Movie

    The small time criminal Heaton (Kenny Glenaan) is anxiously waiting for the release of his close friend Spike (Michael Colgan), after spending a couple of months in prison for being caught with 87g of marijuana. Heaton robs a truck, meets Spike outside the penitentiary and travels with him through the country to drink some beers and celebrate his freedom. However, they run out gas and try to steal from a farm, but the owner arrives and arrests Heaton. Spike takes his shotgun and accidentally kills his daughter. They runaway through the wilderness while the locals organize a militia to hunt the criminals.

    I glanced the good IMDb reviews before buying the DVD "This Is not a Love Song" and I am really disappointed with this weird and overrated low-budget movie. The story explores the same situation of "Deliverance"; uses a terrible camera like in "The Blair Witch Project"; the lead characters are not well developed and there is no clear explanation of their close relationship, only insinuation that Heaton might be homosexual and loves Spike, who seems to be retarded or very stupid. The acting is excellent and very realistic, and is the better offered in this flick. My vote is five.

    Title (Brazil): "Fuga Alucinada" ("Hallucinated Runaway")

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    • Trivia
      This is the first film to have its premiere occur in cinemas and to be available for download online on the same day.
    • Connections
      References The Bugs Bunny/Looney Tunes Comedy Hour (1985)
    • Soundtracks
      This Is Not a Love Song
      Performed by Public Image Ltd

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    Details

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    • Release date
      • September 5, 2003 (United Kingdom)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
    • Official site
      • Official website
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Nije ljubavna pesma
    • Production companies
      • Footprint Films
      • Longfellow Pictures
      • Strange Dog Productions
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    • Runtime
      1 hour 34 minutes
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby SR
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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