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Quotes
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[spotting their suspect]
Alex Munday : Check it out... brown shorts, red board, 11:00. What d'you think?
Dylan Sanders : [looking at the guy] Yummy!...
Alex Munday : That's what I thought. Case closed. Nat move in, Dylan thinks he's hot.
Dylan Sanders : What do you mean?
Alex Munday : You always fall for the bad guy.
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Madison Lee : I never wore Kevlar till I took three in the chest
Natalie Cook , Dylan Sanders , Alex Munday : On the De Soto case - we know!
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Alex Munday : Marshal Ray Carter. I'm Alex Munday. I'll be your rescuer today.
Carter : I didn't think you'd find me. How many men do you have?
Alex Munday : I've got two girlfriends in the bar.
Carter : They have fifty armed men.
Alex Munday : I know. It hardly seems fair. C'mon!
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Natalie Cook : Do a little dance?
Dylan Sanders : Make a little love.
Alex Munday : Get down tonight.
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Alex Munday : Get off the babysitter. Daddy's home.
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Madison Lee : [thinking that she's about to kill Charlie's Angels] Enjoy heaven.
Natalie Cook : Go to hell.
Alex Munday : [the Angels kill Madison; she dies amid flames] She's so fired.
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Mr. Munday : So, you work with Alex at the hospital?
Alex Munday : Yes! Natalie works in the Psychiatric Ward. And Dylan is the Head of... Gynecology.
Mr. Munday : Really?
Dylan Sanders : Um-hmm.
Mr. Munday : So young.
Dylan Sanders : I know.
Alex Munday : We were just on our way out, actually, 'cause we have such a major procedure coming up, Daddy, so...
Natalie Cook : Duty calls. Sorry.
Dylan Sanders : I've gotta... prep.
Natalie Cook : Yeah... scrub up. Ha ha.
Mr. Munday : Bu- bye.
[Natalie and Dylan say "Bye" together]
Mr. Munday : Bye.
Alex Munday : See you guys in a minute. It's just a tiny emergency, but make yourself at home, okay.
[Kisses him on the cheek]
Mr. Munday : We'll talk later, off to the hospital, go save lives...
[the Angels have left; He looks confused]
Mr. Munday : Head of Gynecology?
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Dylan Sanders : And all we have is the Thin Man.
Natalie Cook : Our Favorite Ass-Ass-in
Alex Munday : [Holding the medal] We should get this to the lab to have it anal-ized.
Dylan Sanders : You do that.
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[last lines]
Alex Munday : Oh, it's a no-brainer.
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Max : Helen Zass. That's your name.
[Looks over at Bosley]
Max : . Is that, uh, Ass-tralian?
Natalie Cook : Oh my god! You must have been the butt of every joke!
Alex Munday : Did you by chance drive an Ass-tin Martin?
Natalie Cook : Alex! We're being Ass-inine!
Dylan Sanders : Yes. Yes you are.
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[Dylan, undercover as a nun, is eyeing a sexy young priest]
Alex Munday : [under her breath] Thornbirds.
Dylan Sanders : [under her breath] I know!
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Alex Munday : [after Madison Lee shoots the Angels] What a be-atch!
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Alex Munday : Keep Dreaming!