Jordan Ladd credited as playing...
Karen
- [Bert leaves the cabin with a rifle]
- Karen: Bert, what the hell is that?
- Bert: Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
- Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
- Bert: 'cause they're gay.
- Karen: Bert, don't be a fucking retard.
- Bert: I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill 'em either way.
- Paul: So, what's the fox urine for?
- Old Man Cadwell: Oh that's for foxes.
- Karen: What's the rifle for?
- Old Man Cadwell: That's for niggers.
- Karen: That guy asked for our help. We lit him on fire. You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood.
- [Group is sitting around a campfire, telling stories]
- Jeff: Tell them about The Happy Bald Guy.
- Karen: No, I can't take it
- Paul: He was the guy that gave us our shoes and quarters for the video games. There was a room with a pool table too, but my dad wouldn't let us go back there. The bald guy was always happy, always smiling. But the killer got him too. When the cops searched the place, they found all the hacked off limbs at the end of the bowling lanes. The guy had bowled people's organs. Arms, legs, everything. They found the bald guy's head in the ball return. He was still smiling.
- Karen: Paul? Is everything okay?
- Deputy Winston: Howdy, ma'am. Everything's Fine. Just go back inside, have yourself a big 40... just party.
- Karen: Umm... Okay.
- Deputy Winston: Oh, Daddy, why are you talking about leaving? You've got to stay and party.
- Paul: That's why we came here in the first place.
- Deputy Winston: I'm telling you, this is a major party town.
- Paul: Really? Are you kidding me?
- Deputy Winston: You know what it's like when you go to a new town and you're the new guy? All the girls see you walking down the street. They don't know you've got five pounds of dingaling meat. They're looking for no commitment. You understand what I'm saying? I've heard that theory before. This is that town. It's like when I go party up at Wambusau. My cousin goes to school there. When I party at Wambusau, I know I'm gonna get pussy. Plus the girls there don't know I'm a deputy. So I know they're gonna party hard with me. Believe me, man, they do.
- Paul: That's too bad, I bet you ruled this town before you had a badge.
- Deputy Winston: Yeah, but a badge makes you grow up quick.
- Karen: When you've known someone a long time, you just want to kiss them just to see if they're a good kisser. There's nothing wrong with that, right?