Shrek 2 (2004)
Cody Cameron: Pinocchio, Three Pigs
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Quotes
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Shrek : Quick, tell a lie!
Pinocchio : What should I say?
Donkey : Say something crazy, like, "I'm wearing ladies underwear!"
Pinocchio : I'm wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio : [silence]
Shrek : Are you?
Pinocchio : I most certainly am not!
Pinocchio : [nose extends]
Donkey : It looks like you most certainly am are!
Pinocchio : I am not!
Pinocchio : [nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots : What kind?
Gingerbread Man : IT'S A THONG!
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[Harold takes the spell meant for Shrek, and is blasted until only his armour remains]
Princess Fiona : Oh, Dad...
Queen : Harold...
Pinocchio : Is he... oh...
[there's a "ribbit"]
Gingerbread Man : He croaked...
[Harold, the Frog King, clambers out of his armour]
Queen : ...Harold?
Princess Fiona : ...Dad?
King : [sighs] I had hoped you would never see me like this...
Donkey : [to Shrek] Huh - and he gave *you* a hard time!
Shrek : Donkey!
King : No, no, he's right - I'm sorry, to both of you. I only wanted what was best for Fiona, but I can see now she already has it. Shrek, Fiona - will you accept an old frog's apologies, and my blessing?
[Shrek and Fiona bow their heads in assent]
Queen : Harold...
King : I'm sorry, Lillian - I just wish I could be the man that you deserve...
Queen : [taking him in her hand] You're more that man today than you ever were - warts and all...
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[hanging from Fairy Godmother's feet and looking up]
Pig : I see London, I see France...
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Pinocchio : I'm a real boy!
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Gingerbread Man : I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears! Flip over to Wheel of Torture.
Pinocchio : I'm not flipping anywhere, Sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona.