Tracie Thoms credited as playing...
Joanne Jefferson
- Maureen: You know what, Miss Ivy League? I can't take much more of this. This obsessive, compulsive, control-freak, paranoia.
- Joanne: What?
- Maureen: I didn't pierce my nipples 'cause it grossed you out. I didn't stay at the Kink Club last night because you wanted to go home.
- Joanne: You were flirting with the woman in rubber.
- Maureen: There will always be women in rubber flirting with me! Give me a break!
- All: [sung] No other road / No other way / No day but today
- Mimi, Joanne, Maureen: [sung] I can't control / My destiny
- Mark, Roger, Collins, Angel, Benjamin Coffin III: [sung] Will I lose my dignity / Will someone care
- Mimi, Joanne, Maureen: [sung] I trust my soul / My only goal / Is just to be
- Mark, Roger, Collins, Angel, Benjamin Coffin III: [sung] Will I wake tomorrow / From this nightmare
- Mimi, Joanne, Maureen: [sung] Without you / The hand gropes
- Mark, Roger, Collins, Angel, Benjamin Coffin III: [sung] There's only now / There's only here
- Mimi, Joanne, Maureen: [sung] The ear hears / The pulse beats
- Mark, Roger, Collins, Angel, Benjamin Coffin III: [sung] Give in to love / Or live in fear
- Mimi, Joanne, Maureen: [sung] Life goes on / But I'm gone
- Mark, Roger, Collins, Angel, Benjamin Coffin III: [sung] No other path / No other way
- Mimi, Joanne, Maureen: [sung] 'Cause I die / Without you / I die without you
- Mark, Roger, Collins, Angel, Benjamin Coffin III: [sung] No day but today / No day but today
- Mimi, Joanne, Maureen: [sung] I die without you / I die without you
- Mark, Roger, Collins, Angel, Benjamin Coffin III: [sung] No day but today / No day but today
- Mimi, Joanne, Maureen: [sung] I die without you / I die without you
- Mark, Roger, Collins, Angel, Benjamin Coffin III: [sung] No day but today / No day but today
- All: [sung] NO DAY BUT TODAY!
- Joanne: [about Maureen] She cheated...
- Mark: She cheated.
- Joanne: Maureen cheated...
- Mark: Fucking cheated.
- Joanne: I'm defeated, I should give up right now.
- Mark: Gotta look on the bright side with all of your might...
- Joanne: I'd fall for her still, anyhow.
- Joanne, Mark: When you're dancing her dance you don't stand a chance. Her grip on romance makes you fall.
- Mark: So you think, "Might as well - "
- Joanne: Dance a tango to Hell.
- Joanne, Mark: At least I'll have tangoed at all.
- Joanne: [sung] This is weird.
- Mark: [sung] It's weird.
- Joanne: [sung] Very weird
- Mark: [sung] Fucking weird.
- Joanne: [sung] I'm so mad that I don't know what to do. Fighting with microphones, freezing down to my bones, and to top it all off, I'm with you!
- Mark: [sung] Feel like going insane? Got a fire in your brain, and you're thinking of drinking gasoline?
- Joanne: [sung] As a matter of fact...
- Mark: [sung] Honey, I know this act: It's called the Tango: Maureen.
- Joanne: [sings] Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes. Five hundred twenty-five thousand journeys to plan. Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes. How do you measure the life of a woman or a man?
- Joanne, Collins, Mark, Angel, Mimi, Maureen, Roger, Benjamin Coffin III: All Its time now to sing out, though the story never ends. Lets celebrate remember the year of the life of friends. Remember the love.
- Joanne: You got to, you got to remember the love.
- Collins, Mark, Angel, Mimi, Maureen, Roger, Benjamin Coffin III: Remember the love.
- Joanne: You know that love us a gift from up above.
- Collins, Mark, Angel, Mimi, Maureen, Roger, Benjamin Coffin III: Remember the love.
- Joanne: Share love, give love, spread love.