Idina Menzel credited as playing...
Maureen Johnson
- [first lines]
- Mark, Angel, Maureen, Roger, Collins, Benjamin Coffin III, Mimi: Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes. Five hundred twenty-five thousand moments so dear. Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes. How do you measure, measure a year? In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee. In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife. In five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes - how do you measure a year in the life? How about love? How about love? How about love? Measure in love... seasons of love.
- Maureen: You know what, Miss Ivy League? I can't take much more of this. This obsessive, compulsive, control-freak, paranoia.
- Joanne: What?
- Maureen: I didn't pierce my nipples 'cause it grossed you out. I didn't stay at the Kink Club last night because you wanted to go home.
- Joanne: You were flirting with the woman in rubber.
- Maureen: There will always be women in rubber flirting with me! Give me a break!
- Maureen: You always said how lucky you were that we were all friends. But it was us, baby, who were the lucky ones.
- All: [sung] No other road / No other way / No day but today
- Mimi, Joanne, Maureen: [sung] I can't control / My destiny
- Mark, Roger, Collins, Angel, Benjamin Coffin III: [sung] Will I lose my dignity / Will someone care
- Mimi, Joanne, Maureen: [sung] I trust my soul / My only goal / Is just to be
- Mark, Roger, Collins, Angel, Benjamin Coffin III: [sung] Will I wake tomorrow / From this nightmare
- Mimi, Joanne, Maureen: [sung] Without you / The hand gropes
- Mark, Roger, Collins, Angel, Benjamin Coffin III: [sung] There's only now / There's only here
- Mimi, Joanne, Maureen: [sung] The ear hears / The pulse beats
- Mark, Roger, Collins, Angel, Benjamin Coffin III: [sung] Give in to love / Or live in fear
- Mimi, Joanne, Maureen: [sung] Life goes on / But I'm gone
- Mark, Roger, Collins, Angel, Benjamin Coffin III: [sung] No other path / No other way
- Mimi, Joanne, Maureen: [sung] 'Cause I die / Without you / I die without you
- Mark, Roger, Collins, Angel, Benjamin Coffin III: [sung] No day but today / No day but today
- Mimi, Joanne, Maureen: [sung] I die without you / I die without you
- Mark, Roger, Collins, Angel, Benjamin Coffin III: [sung] No day but today / No day but today
- Mimi, Joanne, Maureen: [sung] I die without you / I die without you
- Mark, Roger, Collins, Angel, Benjamin Coffin III: [sung] No day but today / No day but today
- All: [sung] NO DAY BUT TODAY!
- Mimi, Angel: [sung] To hand crafted beers made in local breweries, to yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese. To leather, to dildoes, to curry vindaloo. To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou.
- Collins, Maureen: [sung] Emotion, devotion to causing a commotion. Creation, vacation...
- Mark: [sung] Mucho masturbation.
- Maureen: [sung] Every single day I walk down the street, I hear people say, "Baby, so sweet." Ever since puberty, everybody stares at me. Boys, girls, I can't help it, baby.
- Maureen: [sung] I've gotta get outta here! It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck being packed in with fertilizer, and fuel oil. Pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse. I've gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta find a way... to jump over the moon.
- Joanne, Collins, Mark, Angel, Mimi, Maureen, Roger, Benjamin Coffin III: All Its time now to sing out, though the story never ends. Lets celebrate remember the year of the life of friends. Remember the love.
- Joanne: You got to, you got to remember the love.
- Collins, Mark, Angel, Mimi, Maureen, Roger, Benjamin Coffin III: Remember the love.
- Joanne: You know that love us a gift from up above.
- Collins, Mark, Angel, Mimi, Maureen, Roger, Benjamin Coffin III: Remember the love.
- Joanne: Share love, give love, spread love.
- Maureen: [sung] A tiger in a cage can never see the sun! This diva needs her stage, baby, let's have fun!