Crossing Jordan (2001–2007)
Jill Hennessy: Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh
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Quotes
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Jordan : He's lucky I didn't kick him in the nuts. What? It wouldn't be the first time.
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Det. Winslow : You looked good holding that baby, maybe you should think about popping one out.
Jordan : Yeah, or maybe I should pop my foot up your ass.
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Dr. Nigel Townsend : So if I killed my husband, where would I stash the body?
Jordan : If you killed your husband you'd have to start in the closet.
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Jordan : [to Macy] You're my bestest girlfriend.
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Jordan : I had this guy's brain in my hand, so I couldn't very well punch him, right?
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Jordan : [to Garret] It's like you always tell me. The dead bodies are easy. It's the alive ones that get more complicated.
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Dr. Nigel Townsend : Jordan, you should know that last night will never happen again.
Jordan : Oh God, what are we talking about here?
Dr. Nigel Townsend : My new image in the workplace. No more Nigel-the-computer-jockey. Okay, I was swept up in the moment, but now it's truly done.
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Jordan : I don't mind being the center of attention. And I know in this business, no matter how good you are, it always comes down to one thing: your body.
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Max : There's this new thing they got called the classifieds. You should check them out. They actually have places to live in.
Jordan : Exhibit A. I can barely take care of a house plant much less a place of my own.
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Jordan : No, no. I watched you turn this morgue from a place we all love into an anal retentive dictator ship. You're an obsessive compulsive android with a Napoleon complex.
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Reporter : The way I see it you and I are on the same team here. The only difference is you're looking for a cause of death and I'm looking for a by-line.
Jordan : You keep following me you'll be looking for a hospital.
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Devan Maguire : You told me not to jump to conclusions, and what did I do?
Jordan : Good jumping, though, really.
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Devan Maguire : So, you still think we would have hated each other in high school?
Jordan : Oh, yeah!
Devan Maguire : So, you, uh... want to get some dinner?
Jordan : No, not really.
Devan Maguire : Good, me either.
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Bug : I pulled tissue samples from John Doe and cross-referenced his biological data with local insect activity and came up with a time of death.
Jordan : That's my Bug.
Bug : Eleven days, four hours.
Detective Matt Seely : Four hours?
Bug : Well... Give or take.
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Jordan : Trust me. The answers are always in the body.
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Jordan : Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges.
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Jordan : Hey Woods, whats it like kissing your sister?
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Jordan : Haven't you guys gotten yourselves in enough trouble for one night?
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Jordan : Whenever I start to get close to someone this little voice starts screaming in my head. Run, fast. Crazy. Messed up. Cuckoo. I wish I could promise you it won't happen again, but it probably will.
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Dr. Nigel Townsend : Hacking into this is a federal crime, you know!
Jordan : Let's just keep it on my tab.
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Macy : That was stupid and reckless what you did, you know that? You don't listen to me.
Jordan : Come on, Garret.
Macy : You do what you want. And if you hadn't this time, those boys wouldn't be alive now.
Jordan : All in a days work. No big deal.
Macy : I'm still your boss and I'm telling you it was a big deal. Own it. I don't know what I would have done if something had happened to you.
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Jordan : Kinda early for sphincter level 10, even for you Garrett.
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Jordan : You know me... I'm all about the mental health.
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Jordan : [Kim is a childhood friend of Jordan's] You know, professionally, I don't like you.
Kim Watkins : You're not supposed to. I'm a lawyer.
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Jordan : Welcome to the new millennium, Wood. White collar meets spiked collar.
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Jordan : I kicked my boss in the conus. He kinda found that to be a problem.
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Jordan : That's it? You've got nothing to say to me.
Woody : Nope.
Jordan : Woody, you lied to me. You betrayed my trust. You used me.
Woody : At least I didn't rat you out.
Jordan : No. You said this was about us, that you needed closure so you could move on.
Woody : Oh, come on, Jordan, does it always have to be about you?
Jordan : Oh, you need help Woody.
Woody : I don't need help. Especially not from you.